Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer...

[claws]

So badmovies.org won't die.

Who took my Nutella?

[Olivia Bauer]

I have it. I don't think you're going to want it back after what I did with it.

Where the hell did Tim Curry's career go?!

[retrorussell]

Down the storm drain where Pennywise hides.

Why are pubic hairs curly?

[Leah]

would you have it straight?

Is it hammer time?

[Raffine]

Only after a couple of screwdrivers.

Metro 911 - where is your emergency?

[retrorussell]

In the bedroom-- my wife.. um.. won't let me pull out!  I'M STUCK!!!

If Cream of Sum Yung Gai was a real dish, who was the "gai" that made it?

[Leah]

isn't obvious, it's from an AARDVARK!

can I kill my English teacher yet?

[Derf]

NO!!! English teachers are gifts from God. You should cherish every moment you spend with him/her. Unless he/she is one of the really bad teachers. Then, well, let's just say that I didn't see anything.



What is the difference between a pile of chicken manure and [insert the name of your least favorite political pundit here]?

[Leah]

one's dumber than chicken s**t.

Is it Carnival season yet?

[venomx]

No... it's duck season.

Can Godzilla and Gamera together beat Goku and Vegeta?

[claws]

At chess? Sure.

What's this super bowl they keep talking about?

[retrorussell]

The God of porcelain that keeps your drunk vomit from going everywhere.  It's a lifesaver!

Green Bay or Pittsburgh?

[Couchtr26]

Pittsburgh.  Steel beats cheese.

Why does Root Beer taste so good?

Had to edit head went somewhere else for a second. 

[Leah]

cuz Barq's has bite!

Can someone through me a King Cake?

[Derf]

I would, but then I wouldn't have any.


Why must I, ruler of all I survey (i.e., one small bedroom, and then only when my wife isn't here  ), be ill?