Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer...

[Leah]

no, Tennis please.

What....about....the....bus...?

[retrorussell]

It's leaving right now.  Go chase it!  Good boy!  Yesyouisagoodboy!

Are there still Druids wandering around these days?

[diamondwaspvenom]

Nope, they've all converted to pastafarianism.


We're the bait?

[Leah]

I ate it.

Why the Hell didn't INCEPTION win the Best Motion Picture Award?

[claws]

Same could be said about Toy Story 3 

What's next for the Tea Party?

[Leah]

Biscuits and gravey.

Should have the King's Speech won all of the Oscars?

[retrorussell]

No, they didn't prepare an acceptance speech.

Goodnight.. You want the couch or the floor?

[Derf]

I'll take the couch. It goes with my curtains. Besides, the floor would be hard to move.




Which is better: peanut butter and boogers or ranch dressing and snot balls?

[Mr. DS]

I personally mix them all together and they taste just fine

Where is my pen?

[Olivia Bauer]

I have it. If you want it back send $5.00 to PO Box..... What am I doing?


QUESTION STATED IN PICTURE

[Mr. DS]

^ It should be out of my digestive system in 24 hours.

Where do we go from here?

[Leah]

we go to the restaurant at the end of the universe, I heard their shakes are the best.

should everyone come down to New Orleans for Carnival Season?

[claws]

No because everyone came down with the flu.

Are Tattoos OK With Psoriasis?

[retrorussell]

As long as the tattoo says "Gimme some skin!.. Cuz mine sucks".

Why do some people flush before they finished peeing?

[Mr. DS]

To avoid overfilling the bowl

Where were you when I need you most?