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Olivia Bauer

#1155
March 01, 2011, 01:52:14 PM
Dealing with MY problems! I don't care about you and YOUR problems!

Excuse me sir, do you have any Gray Poupon?

retrorussell

#1156
March 01, 2011, 03:31:20 PM
No, but I have grey poop.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, what would he be doing?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Derf

#1157
March 02, 2011, 08:09:26 AM
Probably living in an East Texas nursing home, battling supernatural creatures alongside Elvis.



Who put the ram in the ramalamadingdong?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Mr. DS

#1158
March 02, 2011, 08:39:53 AM
These guys...


Why does Easter always seem to fall on a different day?
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Olivia Bauer

#1159
March 02, 2011, 08:46:48 AM
The Easter bunny is a drunken bum who decided Easter is whenever he feels like doing it. Tell your kids that the Easter bunny is an a***ole.

BUT WHAT ABOUT BOOMER?!

retrorussell

#1160
March 02, 2011, 03:12:52 PM
Well, since Carson Palmer doesn't seem happy in Cincinnati they might be open to Boomer coming back.

Is that Santa kissing my dad?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Kaseykockroach

#1161
March 02, 2011, 03:59:07 PM
No, your dad's kissing Santa Claus.

Which tastes better, breast milk or ice cream cake?
Closetshipper.deviantart.com

"You wanna be a genius, it's easy. All you gotta say is, everything stinks. Then you're never wrong."

Fausto

#1162
March 04, 2011, 08:12:30 PM
Depends on the owner of said breast.

Why does Ann Coulter have an adam's apple?
"When I die, I hope you will use my body creatively." - Shin Chan

"Tonight, we will honor the greatest writers in America with a modest 9 by 12 certificate and a check for three thousand dollars...three thousand dollars? Stephen King makes more than that for writing boo on a cocktail napkin." - Jimmy Breslin

JaseSF

#1163
March 04, 2011, 08:59:30 PM
Because it's a man baby!

Where does the world begin?
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

Kaseykockroach

#1164
March 05, 2011, 03:12:36 AM
At north by northwest avenue.

Why does my porcupine delight in eating jewelry?
Closetshipper.deviantart.com

"You wanna be a genius, it's easy. All you gotta say is, everything stinks. Then you're never wrong."

claws

#1165
March 05, 2011, 03:19:27 AM
Must be the Vitamin Bs

Britney Spears raved about Jason Trawick's 'ripped abs'. Would she rave about yours?

retrorussell

#1166
March 05, 2011, 04:14:54 AM
Only if she was into "rippled" abs (ripples of flab).
Double quarter pounder with cheese or Big 'N Tasty?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Leah

#1167
March 05, 2011, 08:40:31 AM
no, a triple quarter pounder from Wendy's.

`el no hable Espanol?
yeah no.

Derf

#1168
March 05, 2011, 12:42:48 PM
Nope. I'm not an en-hable-er.



Why can't we all just get along, little dogie?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

retrorussell

#1169
March 05, 2011, 04:53:00 PM
'Cause IIIIIIIIIIII hates that rabbit!

Fiddle Faddle or Crunch 'N Munch?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."
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