Remeber that T.V. Show "Fast Food Films"?

[Dave: Blackeye15]

It's funny but with me, because i'm kinda slow, I don't realize when a t.v. show has gone off the air. I mean there was once this t.v. show called "Fast Food Films" Where you'd hear this voice that would always say 'We'll review this film in the time it takes you to eat a sandwich/taco/slice of pizza ect." I remeber that the movies the voice reviewed looked a lot like movies that few people know about I rememer the following titles:

Dead Dudes in the House: Hee this review was pretty funny.
The Head of the Familiy: (reviewed right here on Andrew's site) This review (Fast Food Films) was not that funny at all it was being treated like a wrestling match hip.
Skinheads: Kinda funny at least I think I thought it was funny.
The -Something like Creeper or Ripper-: I can't recall the name but it looked like a boring slasher film, where the killer dressed in black had a knife and killed women. The review was really funny they had this cow person whom would give "do's" and "don't do's" in slasher movies.
Camp Decapataed(that word where your head's cut off): This was also a preety funny review. in the movie the campers would often have fishing hooks snaged in there shoulders by the counserlers who then would yank the line back. The review was done in the form of a camper writing letters to his mom.

So any way does anyone remeber this t.v. show it came on FX I think. Does anyone reconmend this films?

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[Scott0]

Yeah, I watched that show during the short stint it had on FX. The movie I remember best, since I wasn't quite sure what I was watching at the time, was Jack-O. This for me was back in the 8th grade or so, back in early 1998 I think, and I had not yet begun to actively watch b-movies, so this was an intriguing show for me. They'd do three movies in the 30 minute slot if I remember correctly. Strangest movie I remember them reviewing was "Boy in the Bubble" with John Travolta.

Scottie

[Brian Ringler]

For decampitated they did have the main character writing home to his mom, but they made it as a weight loss camp where you lose limps to lose weight

[Dave: Blackeye15]

"To lose weight" was that the show's writing or how the actually movie went cuz if it was I think I could use a day at Camp Decampitated.
I think there was also "The Capture of Bigfoot" and a movie about cats turning into women and having sex with men. I remember a man said "Dude I basicly had sex with a cat!"

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[JohnL]

>a movie about cats turning into women and having sex with men.

Sounds like Teenage Catgirls in Heat.

[TC]

The only episode I remember is one where they did a "review" on the movie "Jack-O" (which I proudly own a copy of on VHS) and it was the most hilarious thing ever.   I wish I had taped the show to go along with the movie because it was pretty funny.

[Johnny Blister]

I think there is a South American version of this in my country,only they show movies instead of reviewing them.

[Dave: Blackeye15]

I mainly remember the horror stuff but there were a few that stuck in my head like

(Some sort of title with "Mama" in it) a woman's son is killed and now the woman rides motorbikes and hunts down the gang.

Then there one were a brothe and sister have a relationship and it seems like the whole town was freaked out about it.

And there was horror one about a guy killing employees at a super market at night.

Jack-o I remember.

there was also "Friend of the Familiy"

That's all I can sum up now.

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