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JayJayM12

#1170
March 07, 2011, 10:54:48 AM
I prefer Crunch N Munch, cause I tend to pull a hamstring trying to attempt the Fiddle Faddle (but, I try to occasionally throw it in for my wife's sake).

Why do people feel the need to talk about the weather when they're amongst strangers in a public place?
Check out my movie reviews and articles at:  www.cinedump.com<br /><br />Or, don\\\'t check them out - see if I care.  You\\\'re not my real mom anyway.  Unless, you are.  In which case, whatever, I\\\'ll do what I want.  It\\\'s my hot body.  Y\\\'all don\\\'t know me.

SPazzo

#1171
March 07, 2011, 11:01:41 AM
Because talking about the weather when you're by yourself is kind of depressing.

Why Crow?  WHY??

Leah

#1172
March 07, 2011, 05:56:33 PM
Because I'm tired of you saying How Now Brown Cow! :hatred: :wink:

Where's my Queso?!
yeah no.

diamondwaspvenom

#1173
March 07, 2011, 06:42:14 PM
Right here. You can't have it back.


What the hell are you?

Olivia Bauer

#1174
March 07, 2011, 07:53:53 PM
Just your friendly neighborhood furry!

Will you answer this question?

retrorussell

#1175
March 07, 2011, 10:21:23 PM
If you supply me with food.

Why do you get so few mozzarella sticks for such an expensive price?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Leah

#1176
March 08, 2011, 03:21:10 PM
cuz I ate 64,000 orders of them!

Where's Waldo and Carmen San Diego?
yeah no.

SPazzo

#1177
March 08, 2011, 03:25:58 PM
In Atlantis playing poker with Jimmy Hoffa and Amelia Earhart.*

What is your number one visited website?


*Meant as a joke only, and no offense to anyone was intended.

JayJayM12

#1178
March 08, 2011, 03:44:27 PM
It used to be this one before your highly offensive comment about Jimmy Hoffa and Amelia Earhart!   :tongueout:

Can I borrow 5 bucks please?
Check out my movie reviews and articles at:  www.cinedump.com<br /><br />Or, don\\\'t check them out - see if I care.  You\\\'re not my real mom anyway.  Unless, you are.  In which case, whatever, I\\\'ll do what I want.  It\\\'s my hot body.  Y\\\'all don\\\'t know me.

Leah

#1179
March 08, 2011, 03:52:19 PM
only if you give me 5.50 plus a T-bone Steak- Well done, please.

Is there another hoedown on the way?
yeah no.

Olivia Bauer

#1180
March 08, 2011, 04:08:19 PM
I took down your sister, does that count? (Just a joke)

What do you know?! Haven't you heard of suspension of disbelief?!

retrorussell

#1181
March 08, 2011, 06:46:14 PM
Of course I have.  I am a bad movie lover, after all.

Do animals feel guilty when their farts really stink?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Derf

#1182
March 08, 2011, 08:35:45 PM
Only the females. The males start strutting. Unless they're snakes.



Do snakes fart?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Olivia Bauer

#1183
March 09, 2011, 08:25:16 AM

Leah

#1184
March 09, 2011, 02:03:37 PM
no, I'm a:



are YOU the one who killed Kenny?
yeah no.
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