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JayJayM12

#1185
March 09, 2011, 03:41:40 PM
Nope, my parents were married when I was born...

Donde esta la biblioteca?
Check out my movie reviews and articles at:  www.cinedump.com<br /><br />Or, don\\\'t check them out - see if I care.  You\\\'re not my real mom anyway.  Unless, you are.  In which case, whatever, I\\\'ll do what I want.  It\\\'s my hot body.  Y\\\'all don\\\'t know me.

Leah

#1186
March 09, 2011, 05:16:13 PM
en la escuela

Donde esta mis pantalone?
yeah no.

Olivia Bauer

#1187
March 09, 2011, 10:46:51 PM
ENGLISH MOTHER f**kER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!

What happened to the little kid from Two and A Half Men after Charlie Sheen ended the show?

SPazzo

#1188
March 09, 2011, 11:53:11 PM
He is now working for pennies a day in a sweatshop in China.

How many girlfriends does Hugh Hefner have?

claws

#1189
March 10, 2011, 02:51:03 AM
My guess, none.

Can a nerve stimulator stop my back pain?

Derf

#1190
March 10, 2011, 03:34:50 PM
It depends on the cause. If you are experiencing simple muscle fatigue or vertebral displacement, then yes, a nerve stimulator may help with the pain. If you have been stepped on by a giant monster on a rampage, then not so much. If your pain is caused by your wife who simply will not get off your back, then, again, a nerve stimulator will be of no use.



Why is it never lupus?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Olivia Bauer

#1191
March 11, 2011, 08:57:26 AM
Because House says it's not Lupus and House is always right.

Where the hell is Solid Snake?

claws

#1192
March 11, 2011, 10:24:49 AM
In Liquid Ocelots stomach.

I know I told you where babies come from, but did I ever mention where they come out?

retrorussell

#1193
March 11, 2011, 07:09:27 PM
A window.  Watch ANDY WARHOL'S BAD for an example.

I wonder.. who's crying now?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

SPazzo

#1194
March 11, 2011, 07:18:23 PM
Jesus .

Is childhood obesity such a big problem as people make it out to be?

Kaseykockroach

#1195
March 12, 2011, 03:34:09 AM
Not as big as the problem with owners giving their cats cigarettes.

Why don't you people worship Donald Duck like you should?
Closetshipper.deviantart.com

"You wanna be a genius, it's easy. All you gotta say is, everything stinks. Then you're never wrong."

Leah

#1196
March 12, 2011, 02:55:13 PM
Because it isn't duck season yet.

Why is there the jerk who always curse for no reason?
yeah no.

claws

#1197
March 12, 2011, 03:34:14 PM
Because the gypsy does it with reason.

Why do blessings wear disguises?

Leah

#1198
March 12, 2011, 03:35:53 PM
Because they're hideously ugly! :buggedout: :buggedout:
Who can answer this?
yeah no.

Kaseykockroach

#1199
March 12, 2011, 04:34:24 PM
Frank Tashlin can!

Why are the camels coming to your house?
Closetshipper.deviantart.com

"You wanna be a genius, it's easy. All you gotta say is, everything stinks. Then you're never wrong."
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