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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Started by Johnny Blister, May 16, 2003, 07:35:54 PM

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Johnny Blister

On your advice,I rented this movie this afternoon and I just finished watching it.It´s OK,thought it didn´t live up to the hype.It would have been better if:
1)It were longer
2)It were faster
3)The stupid broad would STOP SCREAMING!Her banshee howls sounded like razor-sharp nails screeching thought a chalkboard!

But overall,I liked it.

And I´M STILL against the remake.

What do you say?

Dunners

I'd say this movie was about as exciting as diherrea

was as smart as a room full of democrats

and was as entertaining as a large fat naked man farking in your face for 83 minutes after he spent the last day eating baked beans.

Johnny Blister


Dunners

Your opinion, and yet as much as I didnt enjoy it I still think a remake is dumb and the story is even dumber.

Paquita

Dude, in that case, this is the best movie EVER!  besides the democrat thing, i dont know about you, but i think diarrhea is pretty damn exciting! and a large fat naked man farting in my face for 83 minutes is sexciting on a whole different level! i would consider that a winning mating dance!
love colleen

Dunners


Evan3

hahahaha, there is the Paquita I know, and maybe love, but I havent seen her, and I dont fart enough to have it reciprocated.

Wow Dunners, I didnt like the TCM at all, but I would watch that a few dozen times before throwingg myself into a democrat filled pit

 "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."

--Lady Astor to Winston Churchill

"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."

--His reply

wycked nick

I thought the movie was great.Would have been scaryer if they had a pit filled with democrats.

Dunners


Johnny Blister

There´s a Leatherface VS Jason Voorhees(from the"Friday The 13th"movies) fight in my site.

Dunners

the only fight shorter than that which comes to mind is bambi vs. Godzilla

Andrew Crow

The movie was pretty bland until the final 20 minutes. Right when the girl is taken to the dinner table is when the movie proves why it's such a classic.

trala-log

that is one of the only movies i've ever seen that actually freaked me out, and yeah i think a remake would be gay