Things You've Never Done That You Probably Aren't Going To Do

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

1) Rock Climbing and Spelunking-I di dboth and enjoyed em, but I'm done
2) Skiing- Did it, Hated it and I like my kneecaps where they are.
3) That thing with the melons- Shudder
4) Watch Requiem for a Dream

[retrorussell]

To echo the sentiment of others as well as add a few of my own:
Smoke
Buy hookers
Do drugs
Hitchhike
Deliberately p#ss people off for kicks
Buy porn
Do a half-a$$ job at work (though a lot of people do)
Get in fights
Lapse into alcoholism
Develop a gambling problem
Rely on others for everything
Get grossly overweight

[RCMerchant]

1) Drink
2) Smoke
3) Hunt
4) Get into a fight
5) Commit a crime
6) Skydive
7) Hire a hooker
8) Go to a strip club

Wow. In order...
1. I drink. Like a fish.
2.I smoke roll yer own ciggerettes. I gave up pot in the 80's. Unless I'm real drunk and someone offers me a hit. But I havn't smoked pot since my wife died.She loved pot-she was a hippy.
3.I hav'nt gone hunting since-oh-1985. I like shooting guns-just not animals.
4.Got inna fight with the wife beating neighbor a while back. Sometimes you gotta make a stand.
5. Never stole. Got arrested for various acts of public intoxication. Aint been in jail since last May,though!  
6.THAT one scares me!!!!
7.Hmmm...no comment.
8.Back in the 80's I went to several-which led to #7.

Don't get me wrong-I aint proud of-aww-BS. Yes I am. BUT I don't recommend it to any one else.Living such as this brings a lot of heartache to yourself and those you love. I did alot of stupid s**t in my life...but if anything-it was never boring.

Things I wont ever do....

.Join a Neo Nazi group.This may seem a given-but I've been approached a number of times..
.Shoot heroin.
.Smoke meth or crack. I tried meth once-YIKES!
.Cheat on the one I'm with. I have NEVER cheated on a woman. NEVER.
.Lie. I don't lie. EVER. I never even lied as a kid. I may say nothing-but I won't tell a blatant lie. I'd rather get in trouble.
.Not say I wont ever do anything-cuz s**t happens. Whoops! See? I just f**ked that one up!

[Killer Bees]

1.    Smoke a cigarette
2.    Take illegal drugs
3.    Have sex with a woman
4.    Any kind of extreme sport
5.    Kill a human being
6.    Buy a house
7.    Have another baby
8.    Get married again
9.    Go back to eating animal products
10.   Get a cat (I'd love to get one but the landlord would evict me)


I'll post more if I think of them

[Mr. DS]

Go strictly vegetarian, meat tastes too good to me to do so.
Have or raise another kid, I've had more than enough in a lifetime.
Learn anything more than the basics of cars.

[venomx]

I smoked cigarettes about 3 years ago, I started late (30's) and quit really fast, it's bad for ya.

I won't ever smoke again... unless I'm in a Bugs Bunny cartoon and have a blindfold on, tied to a post.

[JaseSF]

Some of these are rather obvious for me:

I'll never

1) drink alcohol
2) smoke tobacco
3) take illegal recreational drugs
4) abuse medication
5) cheat on my girlfriend/spouse/significant other

Also I'd never:

6) kill anyone intentionally
7) abuse or intentionally hurt another person or animal
8) judge a person based solely on their appearance
9) ride a roller coaster (not with my vertigo)

Sure there's more but that's all I can think of for now.

[Leah]

Drink (excessively of course and until I'm 21 )
Do drugs
be in a police chase
Smite anyone for being the opposite of where I stand (Yer lucky Indiana )
Hold a knife to my wrists
get absurdly outrageously painful and ugly tattoos

[Allhallowsday]

I probably won't get a piercing. 
I probably won't start lying.
I probably won't change the world.

[RCMerchant]

To echo the sentiment of others as well as add a few of my own:

Hitchhike

When I was 16, in 1979,I hitched from Michigan to New York. On of the most exciting adventures of my life. Contrary to popular belief-the open road is not littered with serial killers. I hit the highway from Matawan,Michigan by a black guy and his girlfreind-who smoked a joint with me-got dropped of in Detroit. A preacher gave me a ride-and $10 bucks!-to Youngston,Ohio -I slept under an overpass bridge-from there an old drunk-who thought my best bet would to join the carny circuit-into Pennsylvania. Some guy gave me a ride and bought me some KFC. I walked into the mountains a bit-2 hippies gave me a ride they had a keg of beer in their van -dropped me off at an exit-a guy driving a chicken truck (stunk like hell!) got me to Liberty NY-where Ma was. It took me 3 days. OH-I left with $10 in my shoe-I got to NY with that $10-which I gave to Ma-she was working as a waitress at Grossingers Hotel.
Life has a way of making you choose drastic choices at times. I was sick of my dad beating my ass-so I left.
I don't regret the choices I made in life. I did what I had to do. I made a lot-a LOT-of bad choices-but I met a lot of interesting people-I had a lot of interesting experiances. My only regret is that I didnt get a better education....I hit the road running with the devil.

[Doggett]

3.    Have sex with a woman

Pfftt...
Not even Newt ? Seriously ?
Well, that just killed off my sexual fantasies for the night....

1) Drink
2) Smoke
3) Hunt
4) Get into a fight
5) Commit a crime
6) Skydive
7) Hire a hooker
8) Go to a strip club

I'm the same although I have tried smoking in college (I didn't get addicted and I didn't like it) and tried I different alcoholic drinks, but its really gross to me.

I'm gonna continue off your list:
9) Drugs just don't appeal to me.
10) Watch a whole episode of Desperate Housewives
11) Steal -  the same as 5. My bad.
12) Cheat on someone. It just seems like a really crummy thing to do to a person.
13) Become a superhero and fight crime
14) Read the DUNE books. I think there's more than one.
15) Get a tattoo. I just don't like them. Sorry, folks.

[JaseSF]

I'll never...

10) get a piercing either
11) I don't see myself getting a tattoo
12) become a caffeine addict
13) give up chocolate (as much as I probably should)
14) stop watching bad movies

[Criswell]

Ill Never again
1. try super hot sauce because the people at school told me too.
2. Watch an M night Shamylan film
3. Recommend my friends to watch Cannibal Holocaust (I'm a bad friend)
4. Eat Chocolate that has 99 percent coca!

Ill probally never
1. Do any kinda drugs
2. Get bored of watching movies
3. Hire a Hooker
4. Cheat on anyone, I don't think anyone deserves to be cheated on.
5. Kill someone in a non self defense situation

[A_Dubya]

Well. I've never shot myself. I don't intend to.

If I did myself in, maybe I'd just take a load of pills.

[SPazzo]

I have never done any really hard drugs.
I've never intentionally physically hurt someone for a reason other than self-defence.