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The final Twilight film. This s**t is almost over!

Started by Olivia Bauer, March 17, 2011, 07:45:24 AM

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Leah

Quote from: Flick James on March 18, 2011, 03:40:44 PM
Thank goodness the Twilight movies are almost over and Hollywood will get back to making quality motion pictures.
DON'T JINX IT!!!! :wink:
yeah no.

RCMerchant

Quote from: Flick James on March 18, 2011, 03:40:44 PM
Thank goodness the Twilight movies are almost over and Hollywood will get back to making quality motion pictures.

HAHAHAHA! Thats a good one,James!   :drink:
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Flick James

Quote from: RCMerchant on March 18, 2011, 04:32:11 PM
Quote from: Flick James on March 18, 2011, 03:40:44 PM
Thank goodness the Twilight movies are almost over and Hollywood will get back to making quality motion pictures.

HAHAHAHA! Thats a good one,James!   :drink:
:wink:
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Quote from: RCMerchant on March 18, 2011, 04:32:11 PM
Quote from: Flick James on March 18, 2011, 03:40:44 PM
Thank goodness the Twilight movies are almost over and Hollywood will get back to making quality motion pictures.

HAHAHAHA! Thats a good one,James!   :drink:

As long as Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer are around there will always be grade A movie crap.  :thumbdown:
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WildHoosier09

whew, so just one more sparkly vampire movie for us to make it through before all the little teen girls find something else to obsess about.

My wife filled me in on the books (she read them all, I got the 10 second synopsis which even that was a little too long) I'm not sure how they are going to film this cause a good chunk of it deals with her pregnancy and birth.  Of course this could have gone another way and she got some vampire STD but that would be even more "middle school health class" than what it already is.
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Zapranoth

Quote from: Flick James on March 18, 2011, 05:06:22 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on March 18, 2011, 04:32:11 PM
Quote from: Flick James on March 18, 2011, 03:40:44 PM
Thank goodness the Twilight movies are almost over and Hollywood will get back to making quality motion pictures.

HAHAHAHA! Thats a good one,James!   :drink:
:wink:

A karma for you, very sly and straight man of you.

Zapranoth

Thing is, she's not a terrible author.  I thought _The Host_ was a pretty good tale.

In the realm of just popcorn reading, the Twilight books were okay.  Tolkein?  No.  But okay.

The films though, yeah, they aren't compelling.  Only so much of actors trying to stare soulfully that I can take in a film.  (not much)

Leah

#22
Okay, Now I think that this hatred towards Twilight is Exaggerated. Yes, Vampires don't Sparkle, but aren't they, at basics, a romantic figure? Dracula, for example, has been a pseudo romantic figure, it's just that these vamps are teens. Also, these movies are for GIRLS in their Coming of Age phase. At first, I thought the guys would just come to and just say fine, I was proven wrong today. I was walking through Tulane's and I overheard this couple argue about Twilight.
" NO, I Prohibit you from using Netflix to watch TWILIGHT!"
"But, you-"
"Enough, or else this Relation is OVER!!"
The girl ran off crying, and this douche gives us a bad name because the horrors of watching a Non-explosion movie. WHAT A F**KING JERK! :hatred: I'm officially through with this HATE!
yeah no.

66Crush

Really, this douchebag really broke up with a girl over "Twilight?" I bet he's got a small penis! I don't think "Twilight" is anything great, but I like Kristen Stewart, so I've seen them all. I went to see the last one at the theater, and some backward redneck who works there had put up a sign which read: "Any male seeing this movie should check his man card at the door." Damn, it p**sed me off! You can't even see a movie anymore without being judged.

Leah

Quote from: 66Crush on March 20, 2011, 10:20:30 PM
Really, this douchebag really broke up with a girl over "Twilight?" I bet he's got a small penis! I don't think "Twilight" is anything great, but I like Kristen Stewart, so I've seen them all. I went to see the last one at the theater, and some backward redneck who works there had put up a sign which read: "Any male seeing this movie should check his man card at the door." Damn, it p**sed me off! You can't even see a movie anymore without being judged.
It's the lowest people today has ever sunk. :lookingup:
yeah no.

Flick James

Since we're on the topic, I'll post this link that has been posted here before but bears repeating. I still laugh every time I read it:

http://theoatmeal.com/story/twilight
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"Gooooood!... good. I say farewell to this 'sparkled sell out' of a vampire movie."

Flick James

I think they should start remaking all the vampire classics and make them able to be out in the day and sparkle like they do in Twilight.

(ducks to avoid stones)
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The third one is on my video shelf (thanks to wifey) and I'm avoiding doing a review.  I really can't take anymore of it.
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Quote from: Flick James on March 18, 2011, 03:40:44 PM
Thank goodness the Twilight movies are almost over and Hollywood will get back to making quality motion pictures.
Hahahahahaha!