What did you call it when you were a kid?

[The Burgomaster]

When I was a kid I referred to my penis as my "finch."  I bet you'll never look at a bird the same way again.  Or watch the movie NETWORK without thinking of me.

[Mr. DS]

I use to call sh!t "ca ca balls".

[Flick James]

I don't think I had any special word for it, but once The Jerk came out I did start calling it my "special purpose."

[Umaril The Unfeathered]

I called it my "birdie" when I was very little, because that's what everyone else in the house referred to that part of the body as.  Later on, such great classics as "dinkie",  "dinker" and "weenie-meyer" evolved as I got older.

[retrorussell]

Snake.. which cracked me up when the Metal Gear series came along and I began hearing of "Solid Snake" and "Liquid Snake". 

[Flick James]

My wife calls it "Mr. P."

[venomx]

'Pooie'.

Also... From Dirty Jerzey... so we called Sh!t - Sh!t.

LOL! Wow, what a funny topic.

[Killer Bees]

When my son was little, I believed it correct information and no baby talk at all costs.  I wanted him to be eloquent and well spoken.  So I taught him to call it his penis.

When I was growing up we didn't speak of such things out loud.  But when us girls used to talk to Mum when we were little, we would just call it our 'wee-wee"

[claws]

As a kid I referred to my penis as ding-dong. I was ashamed to call it penis. Even these days its still my ding-dong or sack.

[Trevor]

This thing I have which looks like a colossal design fault by H R Giger is and has always been called a 'tottie' ~ pronounced tor-tee. 

[RCMerchant]

As a kid I referred to my penis as ding-dong. I was ashamed to call it penis. Even these days its still my ding-dong or sack.

"Ding dong" was the word we used too! Which made the Wizard of Oz song hilarious.

[Umaril The Unfeathered]

But when us girls used to talk to Mum when we were little, we would just call it our 'wee-wee"

Girls don't have wee wee's....or if they do, where were we men when this evolutionary epiphany was taking place? 

[SPazzo]

I called it a "winky".  I think it was after a scene in Home Alone 3 when one of the criminals got hit in the crotch and yelled out "You smacked my winky!"  After that, the name for it stuck.

[Pilgermann]

I don't know where the term came from but I referred to a penis as a "peegee," like PG, but the emphasis on the P.

[The Burgomaster]

But when us girls used to talk to Mum when we were little, we would just call it our 'wee-wee"

Girls don't have wee wee's....or if they do, where were we men when this evolutionary epiphany was taking place? 

I have a female friend who told me she called hers a "muffin" when she was a little girl.  I've often wondered if it was corn, blueberry or chocolate chip.  But I digress.