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retrorussell

#1245
March 23, 2011, 01:59:40 PM
Spam spam spam the winner is Spam spam spam nothing but spam spam spam..

Wanna play Mad Libs?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

diamondwaspvenom

#1246
March 23, 2011, 08:36:09 PM
NEINE!!!

Why do pretzels hate dolphins?  :bluesad:

retrorussell

#1247
March 23, 2011, 09:18:37 PM
Because I like pretzels, and I'm a Bills fan.

Did Papa Smurf get it on with Smurfette?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Derf

#1248
March 24, 2011, 07:07:30 AM
Let's just say the phrase, "Who's your daddy?" was used repeatedly and inappropriately.




Why do superheroes feel the need to wear their underwear outside their tights?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

claws

#1249
March 24, 2011, 07:22:57 AM
Superhero skit marks are great against bullets.

What kind of person marries someone they don't know?

diamondwaspvenom

#1250
March 25, 2011, 06:35:20 AM
A smart person.

What the...WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?!

Flangepart

#1251
March 25, 2011, 12:58:24 PM
Andrew...but he's well armed so, shussssh...

Why did Godzilla cross the ocean?
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

JaseSF

#1252
March 25, 2011, 02:00:27 PM
To battle King Kong on the other side.

Where do UFOs disappear to?
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

Kaseykockroach

#1253
March 25, 2011, 02:13:51 PM
Townsville. The Powerpuff Girls always take care of dem UFOs for us afterwards.

Which is better: Sex or pizza?
Closetshipper.deviantart.com

"You wanna be a genius, it's easy. All you gotta say is, everything stinks. Then you're never wrong."

claws

#1254
March 25, 2011, 02:15:46 PM
Depends on the toppings.

Why do they call the beetle Spanish fly?

Derf

#1255
March 25, 2011, 02:56:22 PM
Because Spanish Inquisition was already taken. You didn't expect that, did you?!?!?



Why does no one expect the Spanish Inquisition?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

retrorussell

#1256
March 25, 2011, 05:49:50 PM
Because Michael Palin, Terry Jones and Graham Chapman are instigating it.

My genitalia is growing hair.  Is that normal?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Archivist

#1257
March 26, 2011, 03:44:47 AM
Genital hair marks the coming of age, an oft-used theme in Bad Teen Movies.  Wanna star in a Bad Teen Movie?

Why doesn't Rhett Butler give a damn?
"Many others since have tried & failed at making a watchable parasite slug movie" - LilCerberus

diamondwaspvenom

#1258
March 26, 2011, 11:01:16 AM
Because the situation doesn't involve talking warthogs.

Are you a nightchild?

SPazzo

#1259
March 26, 2011, 11:06:40 AM
No, I'm a shortly-after-dusk-but-before-it's-actually-night child.

Where did I put my damn keys?!?
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