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Derf

March 25, 2011, 11:10:03 AM
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I need your help. What non-profane words do you know for having sex? I'm writing something and I need a bunch of variations, most preferably ones that also work as names (i.e. Roger).

Thanks in advance and give me lots (of words, you perverts  :tongueout:).
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

The Burgomaster

#1
March 25, 2011, 11:15:37 AM
They can't all be used as names, but here are a few:

* Shag
* Ball
* Bump uglies
* Knock boots
* Play hide the salami
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Doggett

#2
March 25, 2011, 11:30:56 AM
* nookie
* hows your father
* hanky panky
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Flick James

#3
March 25, 2011, 11:39:03 AM
do it
make it
make the beast with two backs
get busy
fool around
mess around
do the nasty
do the thang

First ones to spring to mind. I'll keep thinking
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Flick James

#4
March 25, 2011, 11:40:07 AM
get horizontal
do the horizontal bop
get between the sheets
I don't always talk about bad movies, but when I do, I prefer badmovies.org

Sleepyskull

#5
March 25, 2011, 11:41:45 AM
tapping it (although I think this has several related meanings)

Hmmm.. I'll think on this too... By the way, what are you writing?
Humanity takes itself too seriously. It is the world`s original sin. - Oscar Wilde

venomx

#6
March 25, 2011, 11:42:08 AM
I'd probably get banned... so I'll keep it to myself lol.

Flick James

#7
March 25, 2011, 11:42:57 AM
go all the way
get some
get laid
I don't always talk about bad movies, but when I do, I prefer badmovies.org

Allhallowsday

#8
March 25, 2011, 11:46:40 AM
screw
boff
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Flick James

#9
March 25, 2011, 11:53:50 AM
HUMP!
I don't always talk about bad movies, but when I do, I prefer badmovies.org

Used Meathook

#10
March 25, 2011, 12:04:12 PM
Nail the box with your purple-veined meat hammer

bob

#11
March 25, 2011, 12:09:47 PM
Being intimate, intercourse, sexual relations, and stating the obvious sex.
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I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Sleepyskull

#12
March 25, 2011, 12:40:29 PM
carnal/primal relations

Some I thought of based on music:

Having hot fun in the summertime

Banging a gong, getting it on OR getting down and dirty
Humanity takes itself too seriously. It is the world`s original sin. - Oscar Wilde

retrorussell

#13
March 25, 2011, 01:44:37 PM
Bury the bone
Do "it"
Testing the springs/mattress
Feeding the clam
Pillow biting (anal)
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

SPazzo

#14
March 25, 2011, 02:10:42 PM
The old "in and out"
The snake meets the cat
Russel the One-Eyed Wonder Muscle goes to the Centre of the Universe
Fraggling

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