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Which of these pieces of memorabilia would you buy on Ebay?

Started by The Burgomaster, May 20, 2003, 11:32:20 AM

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The Burgomaster

If the below items were all listed on Ebay, which would you bid on?

1. Sylvester Stallone's lower lip
2. Telly Savalas' deformed index finger
3. Herve Villechaize's corpse
4. Burt Reynolds' mustache
5. John Carradine's arthritic, deformed hands
6. W.C. Fields' bulbous, red nose
7. Sammy Davis Jr.'s glass eye
8. Peter Falk's glass eye
9. The leftover skin from Beatrice Arthur's face lift
10. Ed Wood, Jr.'s white angora sweater

And how much would you be willing to pay for it?

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Mr_Vindictive

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A bald man named Savalas visited me last night in a dream.  I think it was a Telly vision.

Brother Ragnarok

No way, dude.  Tom Selleck's mustache!  Greatest episode of Conan O'Brien ever.

Brother R

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Chadzilla

Ed Wood's sweater for sure, all the other stuff is illegal.  Maybe not the glass eyes, but still, big time yuck.

My bids don't over 20 dollars though, I'm broke.

Chadzilla
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Ash

I think I saw that one.

Didn't they perform CPR on it?

I remember that it died.

LOL!!!

SkullNinja

If I'm buying a moustache, it's got to be Sam Elliotts. That thing can stand up on it's own.

Vermin Boy

Definitely Herve-- I'd have the best ventriloquist act in town!

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Paquita

YES! THE CORPSE!! da corpse da corpse!!!

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