Erotic fantasy

[Squishy]

I;m beginning to understand what part of Johnny is Blistered. ;) Some might be devestated to learn how much Disney "hentai" is out there. Brrr.

Comment I Found Somewhere In The Assorted B-Movies Blogs, Forgot About, Remembered, Couldn't Find, Then Looked Up On Google (and edited & censored here by me, so sue me, you know the words):

"Am I Normal?"
A sex education film. I've checked this on IMDB and I didn't just dream it. The lead character is going through puberty and comes out with lines like "guys, I just had a h***-on in the hall. I just wanna know...am I normal?" And when worried about the size of his penis, he goes to ask a zookeeper, prompting the response: "Well, son, you picked the right guy to ask, because on this job, I see a LOT of penises. Animal penises, that is." Am I normal? No, you're going up to zookeepers and asking them about your c**k."

Oh man, it's like that flashback on "The Simpsons" in which a panicking young Homer first learns about sex: "Mr. Zookeeper! Mr. Zookeeper! Those two monkeys are killing each other!!! (Zookeeper whispers into his ear for a moment) ...Ohhhhh."

Personally, I never saw this film in school, but I hope it helped someone--because even at my age, I still crack the occasional wood in the hall. At work. Am I normal?

"Having a hard time with male potentcy? Well I don't, and I'm Bob Dole! What's wrong with you? Christ, I'm Bob Dole and I can get it up!"
--"South Park"  

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"War Is The Tool Of The Sexist Death Merchants"
--the new Richard Perle seminar

[Laser]

Well, I can't think of any else movie than Innocent Blood about a hot vampyres, it's a really hot sex scene somewhere near the end, you really get to see much action...

[Johnny Blister]

By the way,I choosed this name because I had a blister in my TONGUE.

[BoyScoutKevin]

Ah! But the terrible jokes are the best jokes. That's why I'm so fond of the pun. And don't get me started on that.
Squishy, how fortunate you are that you didn't have to watch that sex ed film, while in school. I had to watch it, when I had sex ed. Hopefully, sex ed films have improved since my day, which is longer, then I care to admit.
Enjoy this thread.

[JohnL]

>OK, not discuss. Perhaps admit.

When I was younger, accusing someone of jerking off was a huge insult. Never figured out why...

>I mean the cartoon version and the Hallmark version.

Try the X-rated version. It was posted just a few days ago in alt.binaries.multimedia.nude.celebrities.

>"Am I Normal?"
>A sex education film.

Never saw that, but in one class they showed up a film about VD and it had Dom Deluise playing one of the diseases inside a fake cave that was supposed to represent the girl's insides. I can't find any mention of it on the net, but I'm sure it was him.

>it's like that flashback on "The Simpsons" in which a panicking young Homer
>first learns about sex:

I've always liked the Picket Fences episode where one of the sons was having dreams about Lauren Holly and he told his parents that he thought his penis was sick. I kept expecting him to say "It threw up".

[spikesangel]

hmm, erotic fantasy...

okay, being a girl who likes sci-fi i am at a loss to name a movie that revs me up.
yeah...even movies with boobies in 'em.  i just peek down the front of my shirt and go "oh there!  i can even touch them!"

[Johnny Blister]

Shoo,girl.This is a MAN´s thread.

[Creepozoid]

No wait. Maybe she can give us lonely, desperate guys some tips.

[Brother Ragnarok]

Or at least another fantasy to think about....
Ooooh, I feel icky now.

Brother R

[JohnL]

>torture! torture! it pleases me!

Try Bloodsucking Freaks, that has quite a bit of torture in it. :)

[spikesangel]

omigosh.
i have seen that.
my best friends and i had a weekly "Bad Movie Night" and that was one of our films.

*sighs*
oh Ralphus, wherefore art thou?
and c'mon now, that guillotine girl...screaming from a spanking?
where's her sense of adventure?  when i get a spanking....uhh..i've said too much.

[SkullNinja]

I'd have to toss in a Dr. Who vote for both Romana's (and with the wonders of time travel, it can happen). heh

[JohnL]

>when i get a spanking....uhh..i've said too much.

Not nearly enough in my opinion... :)

[Funk, E.]

Let's do the Masochism Tango...

[Rob Phillips]

Can I choose Alice (from the game)? I hear Romero's going to do a movie based on it! You know, Alice in Wonderland, but due to mental illness this time Alice returns with a butcher knife?

If not I'll choose anything involving Jane Seymour, peanut butter, and with the possible addition of Diana Rigg (the 28 year old version of Emma Peal from 1965, not the 68 [67?] year old version in 2003)! Not sure what I'd do with'em (probably nothing since my wife said Bobbit got off easy [I don't even want to guess what she meant]), but alas it's still a nice sticky thought! And of course the peanut butter would be cruchy, for her (their?) pleasure!

LOL


Rob