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Paquita · April 04, 2011, 06:05:42 PM

Quote from: Cthulhu on April 03, 2011, 01:27:19 PM
Quote from: Paquita on April 03, 2011, 11:25:22 AM
Someone smashed our car window last night. My husband left a note on the car of the person he thinks did it.. and I'm thinking about running out there and removing it .
He didn't steal anything? Why would someone do this?
Be safe, Paquita.

They didn't steal anything, we have a feeling it's this jerk in the neighborhood that's been fighting with everyone about parking spots, but we don't have proof. We didn't call the police, but we should have because there was a baseball bat in plain sight in his back seat and he was parked illegally, so he probably would have at least got a ticket.

I ain't scared! This guy's gotta watch out for ME now!! Rarr!

indianasmith · April 04, 2011, 07:20:53 PM

That's totally stanulous!!!! VOOTIE!!!!!!!!!!

Mr. DS · April 04, 2011, 08:43:14 PM

I went on a walk through the woods the other day with the kids. Next time I need to leave the kids at home.

Newt · April 04, 2011, 09:04:48 PM

Quote from: The DarkSider on April 04, 2011, 08:43:14 PM
I went on a walk through the woods the other day with the kids. Next time I need to leave the kids at home.

No, no, no: you take them for a walk in the woods and have a picnic lunch and then when they are napping after eating, you sneak off and when they wake up they go looking and find a candy house with a nice old lady inside who wants to have them for supper...

Mr. DS · April 04, 2011, 09:10:28 PM

Quote from: Newt on April 04, 2011, 09:04:48 PM
Quote from: The DarkSider on April 04, 2011, 08:43:14 PM
I went on a walk through the woods the other day with the kids. Next time I need to leave the kids at home.

No, no, no: you take them for a walk in the woods and have a picnic lunch and then when they are napping after eating, you sneak off and when they wake up they go looking and find a candy house with a nice old lady inside who wants to have them for supper...

wow thats dark, even for me

Newt · April 04, 2011, 09:15:30 PM

Quote from: The DarkSider on April 04, 2011, 09:10:28 PM
Quote from: Newt on April 04, 2011, 09:04:48 PM
Quote from: The DarkSider on April 04, 2011, 08:43:14 PM
I went on a walk through the woods the other day with the kids. Next time I need to leave the kids at home.

No, no, no: you take them for a walk in the woods and have a picnic lunch and then when they are napping after eating, you sneak off and when they wake up they go looking and find a candy house with a nice old lady inside who wants to have them for supper...
wow thats dark, even for me

Well, I did steal it from the Brothers Grimm!

Mr. DS · April 04, 2011, 09:16:41 PM

I actually wanted to go deeper into the woods to look for some deer antlers. However, the children insisted there were lions and tigers and bears there so I didn't end up going.

Newt · April 04, 2011, 09:21:38 PM

There will be other times, DS. They're young yet. I bet you'll have them tearing along into the woods ahead of you before you know it.

Just as long as they aren't too worried about flying monkeys and angry apple trees.

LilCerberus · April 04, 2011, 09:52:10 PM

For some reason, I keep confusing Cate Blanchett, Kate Hudson, Kate Winslet & Nathalie Portman with one another.

Psycho Circus · April 05, 2011, 02:50:27 AM

Quote from: The DarkSider on April 04, 2011, 09:16:41 PM
I actually wanted to go deeper into the woods to look for some deer antlers. However, the children insisted there were lions and tigers and bears there so I didn't end up going.

Oh my!

Killer Bees · April 05, 2011, 04:49:38 AM

Potato gnocchi with thick pumpkin soup for sauce is da schiznit!

Jack · April 05, 2011, 06:35:14 AM

Remind me to never put Jalapeños in chili again. After the heartburn and the, um, gas all night, now it tastes like something crawled in my mouth and died. And is in the latter stages of putrefaction.

Glad I can't smell my own breath

Leah · April 05, 2011, 07:24:47 AM

Quote from: Jack on April 05, 2011, 06:35:14 AM
Remind me to never put Jalapeños in chili again. After the heartburn and the, um, gas all night, now it tastes like something crawled in my mouth and died. And is in the latter stages of putrefaction.

Glad I can't smell my own breath

hey Jack, Don't put Jalapeños in chili. Put the Naga Viper pepper in!

Cthulhu · April 05, 2011, 07:49:01 AM

I'm shocked.
There is a show on MTV that isn't disgusting.
It teaches high school students not to be a***oles. How to be themselves. How not to try to live up the fake image that MTV (among others) created.
I'm confused.

Doggett · April 05, 2011, 08:31:11 AM

Quote from: Newt on April 04, 2011, 09:04:48 PM
Quote from: The DarkSider on April 04, 2011, 08:43:14 PM
I went on a walk through the woods the other day with the kids. Next time I need to leave the kids at home.

No, no, no: you take them for a walk in the woods and have a picnic lunch and then when they are napping after eating, you sneak off and when they wake up they go looking and find a candy house with a nice old lady inside who wants to have them for supper...

What have we told you about luring children into your candy house ?

Darn it, Newt.

Those kids belong to people, they're not there for you to nibble on!