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JayJayM12

#1290
April 01, 2011, 04:21:18 PM
Not mine!  My password is 'password'.  It's so easy that no one will ever think of it, so I'm completely safe.  My ATM pin is 4321.  See, it's backwards, so NO ONE will ever get it...

Why would a tree just fall in the woods if no one is around anyway?
Check out my movie reviews and articles at:  www.cinedump.com<br /><br />Or, don\\\'t check them out - see if I care.  You\\\'re not my real mom anyway.  Unless, you are.  In which case, whatever, I\\\'ll do what I want.  It\\\'s my hot body.  Y\\\'all don\\\'t know me.

Derf

#1291
April 01, 2011, 05:38:16 PM
Muscle cramp.



What about me? What about my feelings?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Leah

#1292
April 03, 2011, 03:21:22 PM
I give up, what about your feelings.

What about my glass of water?
yeah no.

diamondwaspvenom

#1293
April 03, 2011, 07:44:50 PM
You can take your glass of water and shove it up your @$$!  :teddyr: :tongueout:


Will the tomatoes attack?

claws

#1294
April 04, 2011, 01:48:47 AM
Not with the Carrot Police around.

You defiled a Christmas tree?

retrorussell

#1295
April 04, 2011, 02:14:24 AM
Hey, the angel ornament was hot!

If I, he, she, and we're a pepper, would you like to be a pepper too?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Derf

#1296
April 05, 2011, 06:56:04 AM
If it were just you and he, maybe, but she's a jerk and I want no part of anything she's involved in.




Could it be Mack the Knife?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Olivia Bauer

#1297
April 05, 2011, 08:00:23 AM
No but you can have Mac from "Mac & Me".



Are you drunk?

retrorussell

#1298
April 05, 2011, 06:00:15 PM
How dehere you egcuze me.. I only had a lid.. (hic) a lid (hic) about 10 shots.

Have you kissed your cousin lately?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Kaseykockroach

#1299
April 08, 2011, 11:16:59 PM
No, I'm too busy making out with myself. I turn me on.

If I was going to eat vanilla pudding while it's raining outside after we just sang Minnie the Moocher together, what would you do?
Closetshipper.deviantart.com

"You wanna be a genius, it's easy. All you gotta say is, everything stinks. Then you're never wrong."

SPazzo

#1300
April 08, 2011, 11:18:06 PM
I would b!tch slap you for being silly.  Now pass me the pudding.

What is the worst movie ever made?

retrorussell

#1301
April 08, 2011, 11:25:22 PM
Manos.  Various feasible arguments can be made for others though (Creeping Terror, Blood Feast, Plan 9, etc).

Ooh.. that smell.  Can't you smell that smell?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Rev. Powell

#1302
April 09, 2011, 01:39:16 PM
I could have, before my nose was blown off in a freak leafblowing accident.  Thanks for reminding me.

What the heck happened in NAKED LUNCH?
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Derf

#1303
April 09, 2011, 02:48:47 PM
Well, there was this guy, see? And he did these drugs, ya know? And then his typewriter was a bug. And he killed his wife to become a writer. Oh, and he was gay. Does that clear things up for you?



Wherefore art thou, Coolio?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

retrorussell

#1304
April 09, 2011, 05:00:31 PM
In 'Gangstas Paradise'.  He and many others spend most their lives living there.  But an Amish Paradise is cooler.

Velveeta or Cheese Whiz?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."
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