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You thought Sharktopus was bad, check out Piranhaconda

Started by trekgeezer, April 06, 2011, 07:22:16 AM

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trekgeezer




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Trevor

We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Doggett

When it's properly lit, with the set dressing it will be the most amazing and life-like Piranhaconda you've ever seen.

Don't be so harsh.
                                             

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Couchtr26

It will be the best Piranhaconda (still love how it rolls off your tongue when you say it).  Besides, it is stationary without being on set and looks much better then many B-Movie props when looked at stationary.  I can dig it.   :thumbup:
Ah, the good old days.

indianasmith

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Joe the Destroyer

Still have yet to see Sharktopus, but I'll probably see both.  Piranhaconda just sounds awesome!  Now we just need a combo manta ray-grizzly.  Would that be a Manzzly?  Grinta? 

Raffine

Quote from: Joe the Destroyer on April 07, 2011, 12:54:59 PM
Still have yet to see Sharktopus, but I'll probably see both.  Piranhaconda just sounds awesome!  Now we just need a combo manta ray-grizzly.  Would that be a Manzzly?  Grinta? 

Joe, you really NEED to see SHARKTOPUS! I thought is was just about the most fun of any of these crazy SyFy movies we've gotten over the past few years.
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lester1/2jr

I saw one of the sci fi things and didn't get it at all. it was debbie gibson in a lab coat saying a bunch of science stuff, not fighting cgi animals.

Couchtr26

Quote from: Dr. Strangelove on April 09, 2011, 10:46:13 PM
Given that A. an anaconda can be killed by a gun or a large knife and B. a piranha can be killed by a gun or a large knife  it is inevitable that C. the combination of the two will be not be able to be killed with a gun or a large knife.

Nah, you will need explosives, chemicals, and electricity all of which fail as some fail safe is finally triggered in the most mundane way possible. 
Ah, the good old days.

JayJayM12

How in the world has it taken this long for someone to come up with the genius that will be Piranhaconda?!?!?

Some other matchups that I hope will be appearing soon:

Panda Bear + Anaconda = Pandaconda
Santa Claus + Anaconda = Santaconda
Iron Butterfly + Anaconda = Anacondadavida
Condoleeza Rice + Anaconda = Anacondoleeza
Juwanna Mann + Juno + Anaconda = Juwannacondom next time?
Rupaul + Anaconda = Tranaconda
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Chainsawmidget

Quote from: JayJayM12 on April 12, 2011, 03:37:15 PM
How in the world has it taken this long for someone to come up with the genius that will be Piranhaconda?!?!?

Some other matchups that I hope will be appearing soon:

Panda Bear + Anaconda = Pandaconda
Santa Claus + Anaconda = Santaconda
Iron Butterfly + Anaconda = Anacondadavida
Condoleeza Rice + Anaconda = Anacondoleeza
Juwanna Mann + Juno + Anaconda = Juwannacondom next time?
Rupaul + Anaconda = Tranaconda

What about the Condor combination, the Condoconda?

...

Anyway, I hope this movie has a catchy theme song like Sharktopus had. 

Couchtr26

Quote from: Dr. Strangelove on April 12, 2011, 04:39:51 PM
Quote from: Couchtr26 on April 11, 2011, 08:36:53 PM
Quote from: Dr. Strangelove on April 09, 2011, 10:46:13 PM
Given that A. an anaconda can be killed by a gun or a large knife and B. a piranha can be killed by a gun or a large knife  it is inevitable that C. the combination of the two will be not be able to be killed with a gun or a large knife.

Nah, you will need explosives, chemicals, and electricity all of which fail as some fail safe is finally triggered in the most mundane way possible. 

You were forgetting perhaps the requisite hot babe scientist and the hunky guy activist?

Hunky activist who is an ex-Navy Seal.   :cheers:  Hot babe scientist who is mousy at first but then becomes more in tune with her sexuality as they both realize the most chemistry they have is being near each other for some extended periods of time and some love for parrots or something. 
Ah, the good old days.