Titanic 2. HOW?! WHY?!

[Criswell]

Hahaha. I rented this one with some friends and we had a blast. Nowhere near as much as a riot as The Asylum's take on Sherlock Holmes (a MUST-SEE movie... he fights a robot dinosaur for christ's sake), but a hoot-and-a-half nonetheless. Every weekend, me and two of my friends get together and rent just the worst drivel we can find from Blockbuster (usually a double feature of an Asylum film and some crappy kids' flick like CyberMutt or Cop Dog) and we riff ourselves hoarse. I used to absolutely haaaaaate The Asylum, but, through the good times I've experienced with my friends as a result of The Asylum's oeuvre, I've developed a new appreciation for their output.

Okay, that's putting it mildly. I've become OBSESSED! I'm now determined to obtain the complete Asylum DVD library. No joke. I can't wait for Mega-Python Vs. Gatoroid to come out on DVD. Princess Of Mars is a big  in my book, too. Normally, I don't get to say Traci Lords' and Edgar Rice Burroughs' names in the sentence, so I'm grateful to The Asylum for giving me that opportunity. Woo-hoo!

Ok, you liked titanic 2...

If it's not too personal a question, do you pay women in boots
to tie you up and whip you?

You do realize we post on this forum because we like badmovies?