Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want)

[Leah]

what does this ASL means?

[claws]

You: Whoa. Uh huh huh huh. Cool.
Stranger: Hello
You: Hello? Uh huh huh huh
Stranger: graaaaawr
You: Are you like, horny? huh huh
Stranger: like, totes not. like, i'd just loooooooove for someone to not ask about sex, you know?
You: You said "sex" Uh huh huh huh huh
Stranger: Perhaps. But at least i'm not a tool!
You: So? Uh huh huh huh. Stop it, Butt-head!
Stranger: go f**k ya'self
You: Uhhh ass goblin
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Mr. DS]

Mother jokes....

Stranger: f**king pointless
You: yeah well you're so fat the back of your neck looks like a pack of hot dogs
Stranger: youre probably the gayest person ever
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: did you know that you're so fat fat you fell into the grand  canyon and got stuck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: a guy looking for a female
You: hi there how are you doing
You: oh good
You: can i tell you something before we chat
Stranger: female??
Stranger: ok
You: you're so dumb you thought a quarterback was a refund
Stranger: so??
You: you're so stupid you would die of starvation if you got locked into a supermarket
Stranger: i will f**k you now!!
You: you're so ugly the watier puts the food on the ground when you go out to eat
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Mr. DS]

Short but sweet...

Stranger: hiiii
Stranger: asl (:
You: hi I'm at 123 Sesame Street
Stranger: VIRGIN ^
You: Not really, ask your mother
Stranger: VIRGIN!
You: I hit that s**t every night
Stranger: VIRRRRGINNN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Mister Rogers visits Omegle...

Stranger: hi
You: Hi my name is Fred
You: whats your's?
Stranger: How very forward of you; I'm Kev
You: Well Kev I like you just the way you are
You: Its not the clothes the wear, its not the way you do your hair
Stranger: I never suggested I'd change?
You: its you i like
Stranger: Yup, weirdo...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Trevor]

Stranger: hiiii
Stranger: asl (:
You: hi I'm at 123 Sesame Street
Stranger: VIRGIN ^
You: Not really, ask your mother
Stranger: VIRGIN!
You: I hit that s**t every night
Stranger: VIRRRRGINNN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Leah]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey
You: gots any hay?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: lemon
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Mr. DS]

Stranger: hi(:
You: have you ever taken a bowel movement that you needed to recover from?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hello:D
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: have you ever farted and ended up with crud on your underwear?
You: it just happened to me a minute ago and I'm worried
Stranger: wth no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Sometimes I jive with some people on here...such as...

Stranger: im a smurg
Stranger: smurf-
You: im a smurf
You: well my name is Gargamel
You: and I hate your blue little guts
Stranger: then why do you suck papa smurfs balls!
You: you all bang Smurfette and sing all day mutha f**kas
Stranger: im tranny smurf!
You: Oh, do you know hooker smurf?
Stranger: you mean smurfett?
You: yeah she's a ho
You: but I'd hit that
Stranger: naw really
You: she gave VD smurf his name
Stranger: oh niceeee
You: poor guy hasnt been the same since someone stomped on his mushroom house
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Mr. DS]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hola
You: Hi, Dogget wanted me to restart a thread
Stranger: Dogget?
Stranger: who's that
You: My male platonic life partner
You: Though he wants to take it further
Stranger: If you want to, do it. Nothing's stopping you.
You: Oh no, I'm all set.  He's sent the pictures and I'm all set
Stranger: CONGRATS

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Sister Grace]

I'm having way too much fun with this....let me see how far i can push this guy before he disconnects....

[Mr. DS]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey
You: do you have that money you owe me
Stranger: fu
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey
You: illeum
Stranger: ileum?
You: yes, illeum
Stranger: what about it?
You: vas deferens
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Mr. DS]

never ever gets old...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hi I'm French!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Mr. DS]

once again!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: Hello there!  I'm a nice guy from France
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

What the frig!

Stranger: hi
You: Hi are you French?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Mr. DS]

Stranger: hiii
You: what the hell is that on your nose?
You: seriously its freaking me out
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Sister Grace]

I'm having way too much fun with this....let me see how far i can push this guy before he disconnects....

Stranger: Hey asl
You: female, usa
You: how about you?
Stranger: Im male. What age
You: 32 but great shape
Stranger: Im 18
Stranger: Do u like younger men?
You: that's no problem, my boyfriend is 23, but he's off overseas at the moment
You: :)
Stranger: Whats ur name and what do u look like?
Stranger: Ur hot
Stranger: :)
You: thanks, but i must ask, are you into kink?
You: we REALLY like kink
Stranger: What type of kink?
You: well, i'm looking for something specific....
Stranger: I knly like some kinds
Stranger: Onl
You: that's understandable.
You: i'm the same way
Stranger: What kinds do u like
You: well, to put it bluntly. I'm looking for a man who will wear my panties and lipstick while he spanks me for being bad
You: baby, could you do that for me? i've been really naughty
Stranger: I like that!
You: awesome.
Stranger: Wanna exchange nude pics?
Stranger: Over email or text
You: do you mind if my boyfriend sits across the room and watches, he's not into guys by the way...he just likes to see me get 'punished'
Stranger: Sure
Stranger: But nude pics?
Stranger: I also like videos
You: cool. catch you soon hotty!
You have disconnected.

[RCMerchant]

Stranger: I am Australian. Ask Me Anything!
You: I'm a Lugosi obssesed drunk! Are you alive or dead?
Stranger: OP is a Faggot
You: Opie is Andy Griffins son! I didnt know he was gay!

Hmmm...that worked out well...fact is-I told the truth! 

Stranger: hi
Stranger: how u doin
You: Hello
You: Are you Karloff
Stranger: nooooo
You: IKarloff has my wife
You: I lost her in a chess game
Stranger: hunt him down mate
You: I will-and skin him alive-bit by bit
Stranger: he would try the same...BEWARE!!!!
You: No-Im already dead.
Stranger: happy hell tym
You: I eat flys and rats
Stranger: try nuts n bolts
Stranger: ur screws r rusting
You: Bolts in my neck
Stranger: no the ones under ur dick
Stranger: get them changed
You: Karloff that f**k not fit to smell my s**t I could have done frankenstein better
You: I dont have a dick imma girl
Stranger: why so
Stranger: she ran away
You: My name is Luna im 82 Im in aold folks home
Your conversational partner has disconnected

That went better!