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WHICH ONE ARE YOU?

Started by macabre, April 27, 2011, 07:39:12 AM

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indianasmith

That's terribly shellfish of you . . .
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ghouck

Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

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Rev. Powell

I don't see any point to casual flirting.  I hate it when a woman I'm attracted to does it to me, and I can't see why I'd be interested in flirting with someone I'm not attracted to.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

ghouck

Quote from: Rev. Powell on April 27, 2011, 08:34:16 PM
I don't see any point to casual flirting.  I hate it when a woman I'm attracted to does it to me, and I can't see why I'd be interested in flirting with someone I'm not attracted to.

You seem rather hostile there Rev, you don't by any chance work in a seafood market, do you?
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Mr. DS

Quote from: ghouck on April 27, 2011, 09:27:13 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on April 27, 2011, 08:34:16 PM
I don't see any point to casual flirting.  I hate it when a woman I'm attracted to does it to me, and I can't see why I'd be interested in flirting with someone I'm not attracted to.

You seem rather hostile there Rev, you don't by any chance work in a seafood market, do you?
If he is be carefull, I heard that guy had crabs.
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Killer Bees

I'm an unashamed flirt when I'm single.  And I usually mean business.  I've also done it for male friends of mine if they feel like their girlfriends are being neglectful.  Because that's the kind of friend I am  :teddyr:

When I'm attached I only do it if I'm feeling neglected or lonely.  But it's only for fun and to make myself feel better.  I never do it to hurt anyone.
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Let your power shine
Make the clock reverse
Bring back what once was mine
Heal what has been hurt
Change the fates' design
Save what has been lost
Bring back what once was mine
What once was mine.......

Rev. Powell

Quote from: ghouck on April 27, 2011, 09:27:13 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on April 27, 2011, 08:34:16 PM
I don't see any point to casual flirting.  I hate it when a woman I'm attracted to does it to me, and I can't see why I'd be interested in flirting with someone I'm not attracted to.

You seem rather hostile there Rev, you don't by any chance work in a seafood market, do you?

It's my sole occupation!
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Mr. DS

Rev is floundering in this thread.
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http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

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Psycho Circus

Quote from: ghouck on April 27, 2011, 07:03:05 PM
"You can't come into this store mom, dad's going to flirt with some gay guy to get a good deal on scallops".
:bouncegiggle:

AndyC

I rarely flirt. I tend to have difficulty picking up on someone else flirting with me, and I'm pretty shy by nature. I can remember a couple of different cashiers at a gas bar in my hometown who I think flirted with me. This was back when I was younger, fitter, and single. One used the fact that we both drove early 80s Cutlass Supremes as an ice breaker. The other, who was very cute, seemed to light up whenever I walked in the store, and always seemed ready to chat. A friend of mine confirmed this, and urged me to flirt back, but I just wasn't sure.

There have been a couple of ladies I've flirted with - coworkers mostly. Older, married ladies with a sense of humour, who I'd worked with enough to be comfortable. We'd joke around, and it would get a little flirty. Totally innocent and in good fun, but I'd be lying if I said I hadn't thought about what it might be like to, you know. Again, this was when I was a little younger, and at least somewhat attractive.

I don't really flirt well. To be honest, I never had much success romance-wise until I gave up on flirtation and took a more direct approach.
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Doggett

Quote from: Jack on April 27, 2011, 09:58:29 AM
Been married 22 years (or is it 23?  Oh god, I better figure that out right away) so I'm afraid I'm just a casual flirter.  I'm extremely loyal, moreso than most pets actually. 


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Newt

Quote from: AndyC on April 28, 2011, 01:00:59 PMOlder, married ladies with a sense of humour.

It's completely irrational, but for some reason I find it depressing that I resemble that remark.   :bluesad:

On the other hand: I avoid flirting in real life. I guess I am not good at it because more often than not it seems to invite full-out active pursuit...EEK!  :buggedout:
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Doggett

Quote from: Newt on April 29, 2011, 07:25:45 AM
Quote from: AndyC on April 28, 2011, 01:00:59 PMOlder, married ladies with a sense of humour.

It's completely irrational, but for some reason I find it depressing that I resemble that remark.   :bluesad:

On the other hand: I avoid flirting in real life. I guess I am not good at it because more often than not it seems to invite full-out active pursuit...EEK!  :buggedout:

Pfftt...

You encourage it !  :wink:
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.