Pick any actor for your made-up FICTIONAL ROLE

[Allhallowsday]

I was talking with an old friend the other night about the royal wedding, and she commented that Prince William wasn't handsome and I said he looks like his head were two melons one balanced on the other, and she remarked Harry looked better though he was a "ginger" and...
"Ohmigod! have you seen CARROT TOP lately?"      


I responded "Jesus ??  From the GODSPELL movie???"    

 
(VICTOR GARBER)

She replied:  "No!  SATAN!!!"  So I thought... hmmm...

GODSPELL II Starring CARROT TOP as SATAN  
 

What's your made-up role for a living actor in a made-up movie ??  

[peter johnson]

Christopher Lee as the God role in a remake of David Lynch's "Eraserhead"- He's old enough - He's smart enough - He has the sense of God enough . . .

peter 0 - I'll go away now -

[AndyC]

Shia LaBoeuf as Hermie the Misfit Elf in a live-action Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

Actually, they made a much better joke on Rifftrax, with Shia being cast as the bowl full of mush in a big-screen adaptation of Goodnight Moon.
Bill Corbett: "It's the role he was born to play."

[Olivia Bauer]

I've invented my own series that would make it easier as a cartoon than a movie. I might go into detail about this more if you ask me but I've assigned voice actors to each role so I have an idea what they sound like. If you guys want me to talk about it just say so, but I'll have a very long speech.

[Mr. DS]

Bill Murray or Bruce Willis maybe.

[AndyC]

Bill Murray or Bruce Willis maybe.

For what role? I think I missed something.

[Allhallowsday]

Bill Murray or Bruce Willis maybe.

For what role? I think I missed something.

Yeh, me too.

[Leah]

Sissy Spacek as a succubus in a Greek mythology version Carrie.- yes,i did that purposefully.

[Allhallowsday]

Christopher Lee as the God role in a remake of David Lynch's "Eraserhead"- He's old enough - He's smart enough - He has the sense of God enough . . .
peter 0 - I'll go away now -

Great idea... he might look a little like this:  
 

Shia LaBoeuf as Hermie the Misfit Elf in a live-action Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

There is a resemblance. 

Sissy Spacek as a succubus in a Greek mythology version Carrie.- yes,i did that purposefully.

Now yer talkin'!!  We need to have pix, though:

[Mr. DS]

Bill Murray or Bruce Willis maybe.

For what role? I think I missed something.

Yeh, me too.

Myself

[retrorussell]

BUTT PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN

Starring:
Keanu Reeves as the butt pirate captain.  With Christian Slater as his first "mate". 

[Doggett]

Jeff Goldblum playing a nerdy scientist!

Like this:


And this:


Or this:


Perhaps this?:

[Allhallowsday]

Great pix, butcha gotta come up with a MOVIE toovie!!  What's the title of yer movies??

[Doggett]

Great pix, butcha gotta come up with a MOVIE toovie!!  What's the title of yer movies??

Okay, okay...

Jeff Goldblum starring in:

Science: The Movie



In a world where the ignorant have taken over; he plays Dr. Eric Jefferson a man trying to prove to the world why science is so important to mankind.

He's also kinda erratic and anxious.
A little nervous with an unstated nerdy cool to him.

[Allhallowsday]

Great pix, butcha gotta come up with a MOVIE toovie!!  What's the title of yer movies??

Okay, okay...
Jeff Goldblum starring in:
Science: The Movie

In a world where the ignorant have taken over; he plays Dr. Eric Jefferson a man trying to prove to the world why science is so important to mankind.  He's also kinda erratic and anxious.  A little nervous with an unstated nerdy cool to him.  

I won't be yer Zira, but I will always be your Dr. Zaius.