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diamondwaspvenom · May 04, 2011, 07:58:57 PM

One hundred MILLION dollarz.

So what'll it be: soup or salad?

retrorussell · May 04, 2011, 11:16:24 PM

A super salad!

Why ya gotta treat me bad, baby? Ain't I good to you?

Olivia Bauer · May 05, 2011, 11:34:14 AM

You shot me in both of my knees and lit me on fire, p**s off!

What does the scouter say about his power level?

Leah · May 05, 2011, 09:33:37 PM

it's running at 24% battery power left.

Why doesn't anyone like him?

diamondwaspvenom · May 10, 2011, 06:44:15 PM

Because he puked in the punch bowl at the prom.

Easy come. Easy go. Will you let me go?

Olivia Bauer · May 10, 2011, 10:21:49 PM

NO! I'LL DRAG YOU TO MY GRAVE!!

Where is the ring?

Leah · May 10, 2011, 10:49:40 PM

the ring is from the speaker, indicating that someone is at the door.

Why did they kill Lenny?

diamondwaspvenom · May 11, 2011, 11:30:29 AM

Because they're bastards.

Why don't you get your own tree-fiddy?!

Leah · May 13, 2011, 07:10:51 AM

because there all out at Wal-Mart, Target, Sams, etc.....

Can I answer my own question?

Olivia Bauer · May 13, 2011, 08:56:47 AM

Sure! You can answer the one you just- Uhhh.... Ooops!

Good god! What are you on?!

claws · May 13, 2011, 09:01:36 AM

The Air. The show is about to begin

Why did little Tommy Jarvis in Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter try to look like Jason?

retrorussell · May 13, 2011, 05:40:57 PM

Because Jason is hot and Tommy wanted to score some chicks.

Whose dog pooped in my lawn?

Olivia Bauer · May 13, 2011, 07:39:02 PM

Who said anything about a dog?

Who the HELL do you think you are?!

Leah · May 13, 2011, 11:24:35 PM

I am the rare transvestite succubus!

What the Hell?

Derf · May 15, 2011, 07:47:12 AM

It's a sheep, a rhino, a platypus and Richard Simmons dancing the Lambada. I thought it was obvious.

Why must the wheels on the bus go only 'round and 'round?

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