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Everything's BIG in Texas!!!!

Started by indianasmith, May 13, 2011, 06:41:44 AM

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Quote from: indianasmith on May 13, 2011, 06:41:44 AM

Ribs at the County Line Barbecue in Austin, TX

That weenie little state? You're just lucky they don't divide my state in half, because then Texas will be the THIRD biggest.  :tongueout:

Sorry, I don't have a caption.  :teddyr:
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indianasmith

And each one would have what, 15 inhabitants?????? :twirl: :twirl: :twirl:
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Quote from: indianasmith on May 16, 2011, 06:26:36 AM
And each one would have what, 15 inhabitants?????? :twirl: :twirl: :twirl:

Nah, we'd have a quarter of a million in each half. Well, if we spread the people out, since almost half the state's population is in Anchorage.

I have a friend that lives in Minnesota (the land of 10,000 lakes), and always refer to it as "the desert. Minnesotans are proud of their 11,000+ lakes. We have over 3 million.  
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

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"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

indianasmith

Wow, three lakes per person!!!
But how often do you see bikini clad eye candy at the boat ramp at the end of the day?
EIGHT MONTHS OUT OF THE YEAR down here in Texas!  Sometimes nine!!! :teddyr: :twirl:
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Quote from: indianasmith on May 16, 2011, 11:03:01 PM
Wow, three lakes per person!!!
But how often do you see bikini clad eye candy at the boat ramp at the end of the day?
EIGHT MONTHS OUT OF THE YEAR down here in Texas!  Sometimes nine!!! :teddyr: :twirl:

Uh, six lakes per person. You weren't a MATH teacher, were you?
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

indianasmith

I majored in history to get as far away from math as I could.

Now you see why!!!  Touche!! :bouncegiggle:
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Quote from: indianasmith on May 16, 2011, 11:32:46 PM
I majored in history to get as far away from math as I could.

Now you see why!!!  Touche!! :bouncegiggle:

Lol, that's funny, because I didn't like history because it seemed like all it was was remembering dates (numbers). I'm much more interested in history now than when I was a kid.

I actually kinda like math, it's interesting once it starts to make sense.

Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution