Bottom of the barrel

[spikesangel]

2 of them

Dracula Sucks, the cut version of a hardcore porn film where Dracula kills a guy by choking him with his..ahem..."stake"

and

Orgy of the Dead.  dear lord, i curled into a ball on the floor and BEGGED my friend to turn it off.

[ErikJ]

SATAN'S STORYBOOK! You can look up my posts on this one. I cannot warn enough people on this. My wife is still on a search for this film and I pray evey day that she will never find it. If you find this film at your local video store take it up to the clerk and proceed to smash it on the counter.

[Skip Winston]

The worst movie I ever saw was "Deep End of The Ocean". My wife and I went to the movies with a friend of hers, and this is what she wanted to see. It was HORRIBLE. Like a bad Lifetime movie. Horrible acting and boring story. I even saw the boom in a few shots.

[Scott0]

I second the nomination of Alien Predators. I watched up to where the cow with blood painted around its eyes stood in the road and "horror" took place, and then I stopped. I haven't touched it since.

Scottie

[raj]

Oh, yeah Orgy of the Dead. Before I saw this, I never knew that a movie full of topless women could be so excruciatingly boring.

Also Death's Head Virgin.  Truly dullsville.  At least Orgy has topless women.

And Witchcraft 5 (or 6, it is the one with Julie Strain-- she's the best actor in this movie,  there's only the barest bit of continuity to the earlier ones in the series.  I think it goes up to 10 or 11 now, but I lost interest after this one .)

[Scott0]

Robo C.H.I.C.

If Peter Johnson or Andrew read this, they may be able to sympathize with me (though Peter played a character in it), Andrew writhed through it the same way I have numerous times. His review  on this site is dead on. The world would be a better place if a meteor had smashed the filming studio to bits before this could be converted to tape. It's a myth I carry that I can't touch the movie with open skin, Protective clothing must be worn to handle this movie. It will burn you.

Scottie

[Andrew]

Scott0 wrote:

> Robo C.H.I.C.
>
> If Peter Johnson or Andrew read this, they may be able to
> sympathize with me (though Peter played a character in it),
> Andrew writhed through it the same way I have numerous times.
> His review  on this site is dead on. The world would be a
> better place if a meteor had smashed the filming studio to bits
> before this could be converted to tape. It's a myth I carry
> that I can't touch the movie with open skin, Protective
> clothing must be worn to handle this movie. It will burn you.

I think that some form of mental protective mechanism made me forget this - ah - thing.  "Increase entropy on the side of good."  Years later, it still does not make sense.  My head!  Arrggghhh!

[JohnL]

Two worst movies I've sat through;

Boarding House - Looks like they decided to make a movie because someone they knew owned a camcorder.

Voodoo Mardi Gras - I swear some guy found a porno being filmed and asked the cast & crew, "When you get done here, how'd you like to make a horror movie?"

[Conrad]

Another one.  How could I forget ... "ZOLTAN - HOUND OF DRACULA".  About a vampire dog that tries to track down Dracula's last descendant in the USA, turning other dogs into vampires en route ...   Gee, I'd love to have been a fly on the wall at the meeting where it was pitched.  What on earth had those chaps been snorting?

[Redcell]

Tremors!  I hate that movie so bad! They seem to play it on tv now every weekend! And a close second was "message from space"

[Funk, E.]

Hera: purple devil goddess

Ow! just typing the title hurts!

[Funk, E.]

Windigo sucked mightally

[mo'lock]

Agreed.  A Night to Dismember is unique in it's awfulness.

[Chris K.]

I have to say that I disagree, it's not Andy Milligan's worst picture. I was able to obtain BLOOD from a rare video-inch bootleg and while the pictue quality is poor (God, I really wish Something Weird Video would find a 35mm print or the original negative of this baby), the color wasn't bad and I could make out what's going on.

Anyways, back to the film. I thought it had a great concept (i.e., Dracula's daughter marring the Wolfman's son, raising carnivorous plants), and for what it is it is all part of the pulp imagination. Yet, without any of Milligan's typical sleeze that you can find in his other flicks THE GHASTLY ONES (1967) or BLOODTHIRSTY BUTCHERS (1970), BLOOD does indeed fall short when it comes to gore or nudity.

Even so, if you want to see Andy at his best (and I do mean HIS BEST) get a copy of THE BODY BENEATH (1971) from Something Weird Video on either VHS or DVD.

[Feathertop]

To each their own, I guess. My wife and friends and I found this almost unwatchable (and we LOVE bad movies!).  
I was disappointed at how boring the movie was after being convinced that a movie with such a wonderful premise had to be a Classic Turkey.
It was similar to what I felt when I watched DR JEKYLL'S DUNGEON OF DEATH  (I know that's not a Milligan movie, but it was another film where the premise had me practically drooling but the film itself proved disappointing.)
I can relate to some of what you say, though, since I think the movie THE CURSE OF THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN is a Bad Movie Gem, yet someone else on this thread hated it.