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Started by BTM, January 05, 2008, 10:12:17 PM

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ghouck

QuoteMy wife is on a selling spree.

QuoteI had sex today.


Hmmmm. . ..
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Mr. DS

Quote from: ghouck on May 15, 2011, 09:38:49 PM
QuoteMy wife is on a selling spree.

QuoteI had sex today.


Hmmmm. . ..
Well aren't most relationships borderline prostitution?  I'll buy you this if you give me that.
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

ghouck

Quote from: The DarkSider on May 15, 2011, 09:45:42 PM
Quote from: ghouck on May 15, 2011, 09:38:49 PM
QuoteMy wife is on a selling spree.

QuoteI had sex today.


Hmmmm. . ..
Well aren't most relationships borderline prostitution?  I'll buy you this if you give me that.

No, they're more like blackmail: If you don't buy me THAT, you won't be getting any of THIS.

Brings the term "sitting on a gold mine" into perspective.
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Mr. DS

Quote from: ghouck on May 15, 2011, 10:44:22 PM
Quote from: The DarkSider on May 15, 2011, 09:45:42 PM
Quote from: ghouck on May 15, 2011, 09:38:49 PM
QuoteMy wife is on a selling spree.

QuoteI had sex today.


Hmmmm. . ..
Well aren't most relationships borderline prostitution?  I'll buy you this if you give me that.

No, they're more like blackmail: If you don't buy me THAT, you won't be getting any of THIS.

Brings the term "sitting on a gold mine" into perspective.
True, true...in some cases it turns into downright extortion.
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

BTM

Quote from: The DarkSider on May 15, 2011, 06:40:35 PM
I had sex today...but probably won't for awhile.  Its just the way things rolls in my house.

Try jewelry!
"Some people mature, some just get older." -Andrew Vachss

diamondwaspvenom

You know, it doesn't matter if you have as much as $3,000 in your wallet because once you walk into Best Buy with that kind of money (or any amount of cash in general), you  will always walk out of that store broke.

Kaseykockroach

Quote from: diamondwaspvenom on May 16, 2011, 11:16:06 AM
You know, it doesn't matter if you have as much as $3,000 in your wallet because once you walk into Best Buy with that kind of money (or any amount of cash in general), you  will always walk out of that store broke.
I'd put Barnes and Noble in that category as well.
I prefer to go to Movie Trading Company and Half Price Books myself.
Closetshipper.deviantart.com

"You wanna be a genius, it's easy. All you gotta say is, everything stinks. Then you're never wrong."

Psycho Circus

I had a very pleasant day at work today, my manager is passing over the reigns to another member of staff, and she's really down to earth and funny. The time just flew by.

Kaseykockroach

#9623
Kingdom Hearts is just Hungry Hungry Hippos with better graphics.
It's also 95% Disney, 3% OC's (Sora, Riku, Kairi, etc), 1% Final Fantasy cameos... And even then, we get stuff like "Yuna as a fairy!". It's strange how it caught on and grew a psychotic fanbase. Then again, so has Twilight, High School Musical, so I guess anything's game.
I love most Disney (I can't watch anything they made after the 60's, only a few exceptions, but I'm still the biggest, most shameless Donald fanatic alive), and some Final Fantasy (FF6). But even I recognize Kingdom Hearts for what it is: A franchise of pure, non-stop stupidity, that only succeeds in derailing and/or flanderizing the Disney and Final Fantasy casts, all while bringing us the insufferable story of idiot, insufferable teenagers who are as interesting and likable as any self-insert OC's.
And that "light and darkness" and hearts crap is insufferably pretentious and painful to sit through. "Believe in yourself! Our hearts are connected! My friends are my power! Give in to darkness!", etc. It sounds like something I'd hear on Care Bears.
Why am I posting this? Because, I couldn't say this anywhere else and not get flamed to charred bits. =D
Closetshipper.deviantart.com

"You wanna be a genius, it's easy. All you gotta say is, everything stinks. Then you're never wrong."

Mr. DS

I got so pumped up with novacaine at the dentist I didn't feel myself bite my lip.  If it wasn't for the blood I wouldn't have known.
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Cthulhu

They've translated "No Retreat, No Surrender 3: Blood Brothers" to "Karate Tiger 3-Extra Tough Kickboxer".
Nice, huh?

Mr. DS

Maybe its only me but I get entertained by family drama.  Even more so if I'm not directly involved. 
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Mr. DS

^Actually cancel that I AM involved!   :bouncegiggle:  An inlaw deleted me from her Facebook page.  I think its cute. 
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

indianasmith

My wife has gotten addicted to playing OBLIVION.  She enchanted a beautiful, ebony helm with a 40% Fortify Magicka . . . and what did she name it?  "MAGIC HAT"!!!!!!!

Some people just should NOT play RPG's!


(And her frost damage enchanted sword was named "FRED"!!!)
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Jack

There are strange goings-on in the Crab Nebula.
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho