Bad Timing Arousals

[BoyScoutKevin]

Definitely NSFW.

Sometimes it pays to be a woman. While some women will admit that their clitorises and nipples get hard at inopportune moments, I beleive neither are as revealing as when a man gets hard.

Notorious for revealing what one is thinking are the shorts and/or trousers one wears as part of of one's scout uniform.

Equally notorious is the speedo swimsuit. Which is why alot of males do not like to wear them. And, unfortunately, why alot of young males do not take up swimming as a sport, or drop out of swimming as soon as they hit puberty.

[JaseSF]

I don't know if I got through a day of high school without sporting one. Any halfway attractive female, student or teacher, could get me going back then. I eventually discovered ways of hiding it well although on one occasion it actually ended up under my shirt (thankfully no one noticed at the time, probably helped I was a quiet kid not many noticed anyways) although  I do recall a pretty female French teacher giving me an extended smile a time or two (now I believe she probably noticed and it wasn't like she didn't provoke always wearing revealing low-cut tops and short skirts).

[Mr. DS]

I remember a girl at lunch during high school who used to lean up against me a lot in an effectionate manner.  She'd also give me neck and shoulder massages.  I hardly ever stood up during lunches. 

[Mofo Rising]

I think a lot of it has to do with our biology.

I find when my bladder is full and I have to use the bathroom my, ahem, little soldier tends to stand at attention. It makes it awkward when I have to leave the room to relieve myself. I think this also explains the phenomenon of "morning wood."

I also find it inconvenient in the gym. There's a workout you can do by standing on a block and flexing you calf muscles up and down which is inexplicably arousing. The gym is about the last place I want to be "excited."

I don't think the problem of "bad timing" ever goes away. Look at it this way, though. Sometimes the women you are with do not see this as a "bad thing." Enjoy it while it lasts.

[Psycho Circus]

There was one time when I was 16 and I had to go to the doctor. I can't remember what it was for, but my usual doctor was not there and instead I had to see this fairly attractive Russian woman. It may have just been some sort of check up as she was asking me basic stuff, but then she asked me if everything was okay with my testicles! She actually said "do you want me to have a look", (now I'm a 16 year old boy, she's a thirty something woman), I said okay, but then I got "excited" and was absolutely mortified. Let's just say she took "control" of the situation and that she wasn't working there very long afterwards.

[Mr. DS]

There was one time when I was 16 and I had to go to the doctor. I can't remember what it was for, but my usual doctor was not there and instead I had to see this fairly attractive Russian woman. It may have just been some sort of check up as she was asking me basic stuff, but then she asked me if everything was okay with my testicles! She actually said "do you want me to have a look", (now I'm a 16 year old boy, she's a thirty something woman), I said okay, but then I got "excited" and was absolutely mortified. Let's just say she took "control" of the situation and that she wasn't working there very long afterwards.

I think you experienced a major fantasy of mine.

[Cthulhu]

Let's just say she took "control" of the situation and that she wasn't working there very long afterwards.

What does that mean?
Please, tell me. Please.

[The Burgomaster]

Let's just say she took "control" of the situation

Did you dot her i?

[Psycho Circus]

Let's just say she took "control" of the situation

Did you dot her i?

If that's what I think it means, no, not that far. There was dotting.  

[Cthulhu]

Let's just say she took "control" of the situation and that she wasn't working there very long afterwards.

What does that mean?
Please, tell me. Please.

Seriously, what does that mean?
And what is "dotting"?