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Started by BTM, January 05, 2008, 10:12:17 PM

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Doggett

I've gone from stay at home couch potato to city centre businessman in 1 week.

How ?

:question:
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Psycho Circus

Quote from: Doggett on May 17, 2011, 12:53:47 PM
I've gone from stay at home couch potato to city centre businessman in 1 week.

How ?

:question:

What's worth doing is worth doing for money

lester1/2jr


BTM

Quote from: indianasmith on May 16, 2011, 11:06:02 PM
My wife has gotten addicted to playing OBLIVION.  She enchanted a beautiful, ebony helm with a 40% Fortify Magicka . . . and what did she name it?  "MAGIC HAT"!!!!!!!

Some people just should NOT play RPG's!

(And her frost damage enchanted sword was named "FRED"!!!)

She gave her sword a male name?  I'll try not to over-analyze that...

:teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr:
"Some people mature, some just get older." -Andrew Vachss

BTM


Come to think of it... why would they let the woman with NO DEPTH PERCEPTION pilot the spaceship?

(And karma to the first one who actually gets the reference.)
"Some people mature, some just get older." -Andrew Vachss

Mr. DS

I really hate TLC's programming...I really do.
DarkSider's Realm
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"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

LilCerberus

Quote from: BTM on May 17, 2011, 07:31:45 PM

Come to think of it... why would they let the woman with NO DEPTH PERCEPTION pilot the spaceship?

(And karma to the first one who actually gets the reference.)

Uhh... Perhaps because she wouldn't need to squint when using manual... uhhh... nevermind...
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

ghouck

Quote from: BTM on May 17, 2011, 07:31:45 PM

Come to think of it... why would they let the woman with NO DEPTH PERCEPTION pilot the spaceship?

(And karma to the first one who actually gets the reference.)


It was either that or choose from the alcoholic, kleptomaniac robot or the guy with the ill-functioning brain that is his own grandfather. It was the lessor of the three evils I guess.
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Mr. DS

Quote from: Circus Circus on May 17, 2011, 01:02:08 PM
Quote from: Doggett on May 17, 2011, 12:53:47 PM
I've gone from stay at home couch potato to city centre businessman in 1 week.

How ?

:question:

What's worth doing is worth doing for money

Listen to Circus...greed...for lack of a better term...is good.
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

venomx

I'm going to try the ancient therapy of 'ear candling' later tonight.

My ears feel clogged, I hope it helps. Qtips are not helping.

Rev. Powell

Quote from: Venomx on May 18, 2011, 04:50:04 PM
I'm going to try the ancient therapy of 'ear candling' later tonight.

My ears feel clogged, I hope it helps. Qtips are not helping.

Read this first: Why Ear Candling is Not a Good Idea 

"Candling poses several dangers, the most serious of which involve burning caused by the hot wax. Candle manufacturers claim that their candles will drip only down the outside of the ear, but shamefully few direct the user to hold the candle horizontally to prevent this. A 1996 survey of 144 ear, nose, and throat physicians, found that 14 had seen patients who had been harmed by ear candling, including at least 13 cases of external burns, 7 cases of ear canal obstruction with candle wax, and 1 perforated eardrum."
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Jack

Quote from: Doggett on May 17, 2011, 12:53:47 PM
I've gone from stay at home couch potato to city centre businessman in 1 week.

How ?

:question:

You're supposed to be thinking about all the stuff you'll buy with all that money.  Get busy!   :teddyr:
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

Mr. DS

^  Yes listen to Jack, you can hang out with us old men at Home Depot and shop for gardening equipment.
DarkSider's Realm
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"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Mr. DS

Wow mouth sores gallore...time to get out the old water pique.
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"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

BTM

Quote from: The DarkSider on May 18, 2011, 09:00:47 PM
Wow mouth sores gallore...time to get out the old water pique.

That or penicillin.
"Some people mature, some just get older." -Andrew Vachss