Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer...

Olivia Bauer · May 15, 2011, 10:45:13 AM

Because square wheels aren't very popular.

Do you suck dicks, private?!

Leah · May 15, 2011, 11:48:19 PM

no, but the office slut does, that's why she's always getting more money than we are.

Some call him the Stig. What do YOU call him?

Kaseykockroach · May 15, 2011, 11:58:06 PM

Rufus T. Firefly

So, whatever happened to Rayman's arms and legs?

Leah · May 16, 2011, 12:01:55 AM

Ratchet took a leg, Sly Cooper took the arms, and Dexter took the other leg.

What ever happened to the music?

diamondwaspvenom · May 16, 2011, 11:22:37 AM

*Sniff* It's been ruined, man. It's DEAD, man! You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to HELL! *Sobs*

Isn't that cheery?

Leah · May 18, 2011, 11:14:11 PM

No, it's a Cherry.

Can Someone explain why Hipsters are becoming mainstream?

Olivia Bauer · May 19, 2011, 06:52:37 AM

Non-Conformism - Because everyone is doing it!

Have you seen, Kyle? He's this tall.

diamondwaspvenom · May 30, 2011, 08:24:07 AM

Nobody gives a rat's ass about your imaginary friend. Now clean the gutters!

Okay, who threw the Crocodile Hunter?

Leah · May 30, 2011, 11:41:12 AM

I did, he was gettin frisky with the kangaroos.

Who called the Cops?

retrorussell · May 31, 2011, 05:54:05 PM

Cartman. He wants permission to make people RESPECT HIS AUTHORITAH!
Want some candy, little girl?

crackers · May 31, 2011, 06:35:26 PM

Chris Hansen " Just take a seat"

Can I kick it?

Leah · May 31, 2011, 07:02:01 PM

sure, but why would you kick a barge?

Why would you kick a barge?

JaseSF · May 31, 2011, 08:03:11 PM

Because it's smelly...

What haunts you?

Leah · May 31, 2011, 08:08:48 PM

My reflection of my face!

How much is the dinosaur there in the window?.

Olivia Bauer · June 01, 2011, 07:55:15 AM

Well, uh, you, uh, see th- that, uh dinosaur, uh retails, for uh... $249,403,245 uh, and do you know what happens if you can't afford it? CHECKMATE!

Dear god! What are you doing to the furniture?!