Things You Can't Un-hear

[SPazzo]

For some reason, I always hear "Come-a Chameleon" instead of "Karma Chameleon".  I wasn't corrected until I was singing the words under my breath and my friend took it the wrong way...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmcA9LIIXWw

[Paquita]

My littlest daughter got a totally annoying (is there any other kind?) talking Elmo doll last Christmas.

It often will yell "yippie ki yi yay!" when you jiggle it.

My mild-mannered wife, a friend, AND I each independently admitted that we cannot help but mentally complete the line from Die Hard when we hear it.  (Each of us thought of this before telling the others about it.) 

("Yippie ki yi yay, MF!")

Oh man, my son had a talking Elmo (not the same one you have as it never said "yippee ki yay") and that thing drove me nuts. It was the only thing that would calm him down when he was extremely upset between 18 months about about 2 1/2 years. I'm so glad he's past that phase and on to playing with cars.

My mom has LOTS of Elmos!  Included are a giant 3 foot elmo doll with his mouth wide open like a snake unhinging it's jaw, that floppy headed yippy elmo that says yippie ki yi yay, and at least 3 different singing dancing laughing and joke telling elmos that the kids like to line up and turn on all at the same time.. but what's really scary is when the 3 elmos batteries start dying so their voices get really slow and low and waver so it sounds like they're channeling some kind of hellish demonic party... its the stuff nightmares are made of.

[venomx]

"Trevors underware"... lol

[Flick James]

"Trevors underware"... lol

It makes a sound? (shudders)

[Trevor]

"Trevors underware"... lol

It makes a sound? (shudders)

It does, yes. 

The thing I can never un-hear is the line in The Hollies song The Air That I Breathe "Peace came upon me and it leaves me weak" ~ I always hear this as "Fleas came upon me...." 

[Psycho Circus]

Always think Bob is singing "working on a night poo"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mRFWQoXq4c

Even the backing singers say it!

[Mr. DS]

I often sing the Jesus Christ Superstar song "Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ...who the f*ck are you, what the f*ck are you Jesus Christ..." 

And thus cue the flames...

[ghouck]

I once heard a song that was a re-make of Simon& Garfunkle's "Sounds of Silence", only dirty. I can't even remember the original anymore.

I had a roommate that used to refer to "Inna-gadda-da-vada" as "Inna-gadda-da-hamster" and that's all I think of when I hear that song.

[Psycho Circus]

"Don't lean on me on me man, 'cause you ain't got time for chicken" 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_68M0ilDe8

[venomx]

I often sing the Jesus Christ Superstar song "Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ...who the f*ck are you, what the f*ck are you Jesus Christ..." 

OMG LOL! I thought I was the ONLY person cracking up from those songs...

JCSS... stuck in my head. Will not goOOOO AWAY

[Psycho Circus]

The Winger song "In My Veins" from Pull (1993) has the chorus lyric:

"All I want is your trash in my veins
Make it last for days"

But if you listen to the song (there's no youtube video) it sounds just like:

"All I want is your tits in my face..."

[Flick James]

The Winger song "In My Veins" from Pull (1993) has the chorus lyric:

"All I want is your trash in my veins
Make it last for days"

But if you listen to the song (there's no youtube video) it sounds just like:

"All I want is your tits in my face..."

making it a perfect stripper song. 

[Trevor]

When I was a kid, I heard the song America sung by Trini Lopez ~ I heard the line "I like to be in America" as "I like to pee in America". *ducks shoes*

[Pilgermann]

When I was a kid, I heard the song America sung by Trini Lopez ~ I heard the line "I like to be in America" as "I like to pee in America". *ducks shoes*

It's a decent place to pee in.

[Trevor]

When I was a kid, I heard the song America sung by Trini Lopez ~ I heard the line "I like to be in America" as "I like to pee in America". *ducks shoes*

It's a decent place to pee in.

I think my Dad got pretty PO'd with me for thinking that was the actual line, so he showed me West Side Story ~ only then did I realize what the line was.