Breeding a new zombie

WildHoosier09 · May 05, 2011, 08:50:28 PM

This is a warning to all. I have not learned my lesson from last time. Sure enough my wife is pregnant again and our little barricade attacking, knee biting zombie boy will soon (within 3 weeks theoretically) have a new little sister zombie to help push against our shoddily built barricades. The problem of course with zombies is they multiply rapidly the problem of course with baby zombies is that somehow they induce a form of amnesia which causes us to keep multiplying.

So what's wrong with me? Maybe I just enjoy the challenge.

Leah · May 05, 2011, 09:11:34 PM

Mr. WildHoosier09, I warned you about Viagra's side effects......

anyways, keep em away from m- (WildHoosier09's son chews of El Toro's head)

ghouck · May 05, 2011, 10:39:13 PM

My friend Lionel says a lawnmower is effective against them.

Trevor · May 06, 2011, 01:45:04 AM

Quote from: El Toro Loco on May 05, 2011, 09:11:34 PM
anyways, keep em away from m- (WildHoosier09's son chews of El Toro's head)

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Flick James · May 06, 2011, 09:38:40 AM

I have two zombies myself. Have fun with the challenge.

Jack · May 06, 2011, 01:35:40 PM

Learn from my mistakes and don't drop them on concrete surfaces until their skull has fully hardened

WildHoosier09 · May 06, 2011, 09:05:35 PM

Thanks all. I read some of your replies to my wife and she laughed so hard she almost went into early labor :)

We have a leash for my son (one of those wrap around the chest type. For those who think this is bad parenting I challenge you to a foot race against my son as he is heading towards anything that can make trouble. He breaks from the traditional Romero style stagger into a zombieland styled bolt across the football field after the fat kid who forgot rule#1: Cardio

) which occasionally holds him but of course he does sometimes break loose and runs amok. Sorry about him eating your head El-Toro

In any case consider yourselves forwarned and now is a good time to reinforce your barricades, load up on shotgun shells, and sharpen your machettes

In my case we're trying to figure out how to lay out our barricades to keep zombie 1 from attacking zombie 2, at least until they are more evenly matched.

Paquita · May 07, 2011, 09:45:23 PM

Congrats on your upcoming little minion!

Trevor · May 09, 2011, 04:43:12 AM

Quote from: WildHoosier09 on May 06, 2011, 09:05:35 PM
Thanks all. I read some of your replies to my wife and she laughed so hard she almost went into early labor :)

We have a leash for my son (one of those wrap around the chest type. For those who think this is bad parenting I challenge you to a foot race against my son as he is heading towards anything that can make trouble. He breaks from the traditional Romero style stagger into a zombieland styled bolt across the football field after the fat kid who forgot rule#1: Cardio ) which occasionally holds him but of course he does sometimes break loose and runs amok. Sorry about him eating your head El-Toro

In any case consider yourselves forwarned and now is a good time to reinforce your barricades, load up on shotgun shells, and sharpen your machettes In my case we're trying to figure out how to lay out our barricades to keep zombie 1 from attacking zombie 2, at least until they are more evenly matched.

My niece Thandi and her brother Jack call me Uncle Zombie. Don't know why but I love them anyway.

WildHoosier09 · May 11, 2011, 06:53:54 PM

Quote from: ghouck on May 05, 2011, 10:39:13 PM
My friend Lionel says a lawnmower is effective against them.

I often find myself thinking of "Dead Alive" whenever I'm working with my kid. I love the scenes from this movie where he's trying to raise the obviously undead baby in as "normal" of a way as possible. Hiliarious

WildHoosier09 · May 20, 2011, 07:54:18 PM

so right now my wifes taking a shower to hopefully relax her contractions some. We're packed and ready as we can be. It's too late now, you're either barricaded in your bunker or totally doomed! Don't say the CDC didn't warn for this one!

WildHoosier09 · May 20, 2011, 08:20:31 PM

my house will be easy to find. it has this in front of it

ghouck · May 21, 2011, 02:21:13 PM

So, did the little brain-eater arrive yet?

ghouck · May 21, 2011, 02:22:21 PM

Quote from: WildHoosier09 on May 11, 2011, 06:53:54 PM
Quote from: ghouck on May 05, 2011, 10:39:13 PM
My friend Lionel says a lawnmower is effective against them.

I often find myself thinking of "Dead Alive" whenever I'm working with my kid. I love the scenes from this movie where he's trying to raise the obviously undead baby in as "normal" of a way as possible. Hiliarious

The scene in the park was the last scene shot, and only done so because there was money left over.

WildHoosier09 · May 24, 2011, 01:21:05 PM

Hey all,

I am posting one handed as our little zombie girl is chewing (ok actually sleeping) on my left arm. She came via fully natural VBAC (because my wife is awesome) 3:25 AM on judgement day May 21st at 7lbs 15oz and 21 inches long.

Mercifully, unlike her older brother, she is vastly calmer. Metaphorically more like the slow, calm, ambling zombies of yore more so than the hyper zombies like in ROTL.