Film Quote of the Day

[Ometiklan]

I guess if the earth were made of gold, Men would die for A handfull of dirt.

Gary Cooper 
-Garden of Evil

[crackers]

Come on. Lets go do some crime.

Duke - Repo Man

[God the Worms]

"We don't have a permit...RUN"

-Ed Wood

[Psycho Circus]

"Now this is something the other tour guides won't tell you. In this particular cell-block, Machine Gun Kelly had what we call in the prison system, a "b***h". And one night in a jealous rage Kelly took a make-shift knife or "shiv", and cut out the b***h's eyes. And as if this wasn't enough retribution for Kelly, the next day he and four other inmates took turns p**sing into the b***h's ocular cavities......This way to the cafeteria! "

-So I Married An Axe Murderer (1993)

[Hammock Rider]

"Between your faith and my Glock nine millimeter, I'll take the Glock. "

   Arnie, in End of Days

[Raffine]

Moses supposes his toeses are Roses,
But Moses supposes erroneously,
Moses he knowses his toeses aren't roses,
As Moses supposes his toeses to be!

Gene Kelly and Donald O'Connor - SINGIN' IN THE RAIN

[Psycho Circus]

"Eddie. The guys and I were talking, we'd like want to invite you to our card game on Friday night. Would you like that? Only thing is, you can't cut!"

-Edward Scissorhands (1990)

[Flick James]

"Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

Ghostbusters

[BTM]

"We loved our daughter very much, but she was evil. Made the horses crazy. Killed our puppies. Hid the remote. Really sick s**t. My wife took her to the old family farm and drowned her in the well. I felt a simple time-out would have been sufficient."
  -Scary Movie 3

[Psycho Circus]

"The karma in here is so thick, you need an aqualung to breathe."

-Phantom Of The Paradise (1974)

[venomx]

"I told you, we're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to be a sort of executive officer for the week."

~ Dennis. Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

[Psycho Circus]

"Don't make me wait for those onions Hermann"

-The Church (1989)

[Hammock Rider]

Frayn: This was, I believe, the first recorded instance of a CIA agent being eaten alive by a rainbow trout!

   Leonard: Part 6

[Psycho Circus]

Gang Member: Do you trust him?
Hector: Like I trust a vampire to give me a blow job.

-Class Of 1999 (1990)

[Rev. Powell]

"Is my dad some kind of perverted freak who had sex with an android?"
--TETSUO, THE BULLET MAN