So what would you put on your tombstone?

[Nightowl]

[The Burgomaster]

"I can see up your skirt from here."

[ghouck]

In small letters "You're standing on my balls!"

[indianasmith]

Thank you for those . . . interesting responses!

[LilCerberus]

The first act, "The Wind" has two guys discussing their funeral plans.
http://www.otarp.com/downloads/itsaMystery.mp3

Still haven't gotten my copy of Spoon River.

Thank you for those . . . interesting responses!

[Raffine]

There's a tombstone in the Key West cemetery (I used to live about half a block from it!) that reads:
"I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK"

[Psycho Circus]

[LilCerberus]

Tibetan funeral!
Tie me down, carve me up, feed my neckid cadaver to the birds.

Tombstone would read, "If you can read this, He got et."

[Derf]

I'm not sure what I'd want on my tombstone, but I'd like a rocking chair next to my grave for Rigor Mortis to set in. 

[Leah]

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

[Mr. DS]

(Insert Clever Quote Here)

[LilCerberus]

Not that we're, per se, happy he's dead, but, Damn! Was he annoying!

[LilCerberus]

They'll stone you no mater what you gave
They'll stone you as they come in a wave
They'll stone you even if you were a fav'
They'll stone you when you're buried in the grave

But I would not feel so all alone
Everyone gets a tomb stone

[venomx]

Hmmm... I dont know. Maybe four meats, Im not really sure

[bob]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lj5AyxMaqvo