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Started by InformationGeek, July 06, 2011, 08:29:11 PM

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InformationGeek

July 06, 2011, 08:29:11 PM

Girl: Ah... there's no one under my bed right?

Guy: For the last time, no!  Just shut up and let me get some sleep!
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We live in quite an interesting age. You can tell someone's sexual orientation and level of education from just their interests.

LilCerberus

#1
July 06, 2011, 09:01:02 PM
"Honey! It's okay! Lot's of guys hear voices down there."
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

sprite75

#2
July 06, 2011, 09:46:08 PM
After witnessing the Joe Doe Baker sex scene in Mitchell, Bob took to hiding under the bed with an axe.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

akiratubo

#3
July 06, 2011, 10:45:56 PM

Monster: Oh, no!  That little girl who hides above my bed is back!  Good thing I slept with my axe tonight.
Kneel before Dr. Hell, the ruler of this world!

AndyC

#4
July 07, 2011, 07:18:41 AM
"Dad, my boyfriend isn't coming over tonight, and I told you we only did it once."
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Hammock Rider

#5
July 07, 2011, 08:32:37 AM
 

Some critics felt that Aronofsky's remake of Monster's Inc. was just a litttle too..."Aronofsky."
Jumping Kings and Making Haste Ain't my Cup of Meat

Leah

#6
July 07, 2011, 10:57:06 AM
From under the bed, It lays there.
yeah no.

LilCerberus

#7
July 07, 2011, 03:54:52 PM
Girl: "Honey, Morning Wood is not an evil tree that's going to make you put in more overtime at the logging camp."

Guy: "No Babe, it aint the evil tree. It's your bonsai. It wants to play hide 'n' seek, & I'm always it."
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Cthulhu

#8
July 07, 2011, 06:15:50 PM
It's okay, hun. You can come out now. Michael Bay won't make any more Transformers movies.

retrorussell

#9
July 07, 2011, 08:12:35 PM
Quote from: akiratubo on July 06, 2011, 10:45:56 PM

Girl: Dude!  My dad's home already!  If he sees you he'll kill us both.. hide under the bed till I tell you to come out!
Guy under the bed: The things I do for some tail.. jeez!
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

sprite75

#10
July 07, 2011, 08:42:11 PM
Quote from: Cthulhu on July 07, 2011, 06:15:50 PM
It's okay, hun. You can come out now. Michael Bay won't make any more Transformers movies.

Yes, but what if Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer do?
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

LilCerberus

#11
July 07, 2011, 11:05:00 PM
I cannot tell a lie... I cannot tell a lie... I cannot tell a lie... I cannot tell a lie... I cannot tell a lie... I cannot tell a lie... I cannot tell a lie... I cannot tell a lie... I cannot tell a lie... I cannot tell a lie... I cannot tell a lie...
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

AndyC

#12
July 08, 2011, 12:37:21 AM

"Just my luck. First an axe murderer crawls under my bed, and now the squid from Watchmen is hiding in my attic."
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."
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