New Mexico man indicted in semen-tainted yogurt case

[Mr. DS]

I think he shot his wad on this idea

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43755236/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/t/new-mexico-man-indicted-semen-tainted-yogurt-case/

[Criswell]

I don't think they should come to conclusions so early just based on DNA alone.

[Mr. DS]

I don't think they should come to conclusions so early just based on DNA alone.

Why would you go and spurt out something like that.

[Criswell]

I don't think they should come to conclusions so early just based on DNA alone.

Why would you go and spurt out something like that.

I don't know, It just came to my mind all of a sudden.

[Leah]

Come one guys, act Grown Up.

[Mr. DS]

I'm not going to act grown up while you guys act like jerk offs

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

And when asked if it was Organic, he could safely say,  "Almost"

[Flick James]

Looks like he ejactulated some semen.

Oh, I'm not good at this pun stuff.

[Leah]

Looks like he ejactulated some semen.

Oh, I'm not good at this pun stuff.

Better start coming up with some. 

[Rev. Powell]

Why are you guys all focusing on the semen side of this equation?  Don't you have any culture?

[Flick James]

I don't always ejaculate into food, but when I do, I prefer yogurt.

[Flick James]

Okay. That went a bit far. Sorry everybody.

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

terribly bad taste there.  the ability to pun comes in spurts.
-Ed

wow this is a less fertile field for punnery that one might think.

[AndyC]

Come come now, let's be serious about this.

[Rev. Powell]