How would they change the remake of Texas Chainsaw Massercer

[Dave: Blackeye15]

I heard that there is going to be a remake of the Texas Chainsaw Massecre and i'm kinda hoping that it has that same freaky raw energy style of the orginal but i'm pretty worried about it you know so I think this is what they'll change..

1)"All the actors have much sex appeal, and at one point they're gonna have sex"
If I remeber correctly the orignal didn't have any sex or make out scenes but i'm sure those will be added.

2) "There's going to be a sterotype of a jive talking African American person that dies first" I always hate it when this happens in movies.

3) "The person in charge of this whole thing is going to add a TON of gore" One reason why I like the orginal is because it's really not that gory compaired to other well known movie, and I thought the film was very distrurping, scary, and had a kinda realistic tone to it.

Any just my thoughts

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[Brother Ragnarok]

The first two are spot on, but I doubt this will have much gore in it either considering Michael Bay is behind it (last I heard, anyway).  He's too much of a puss for good gore.  Something will probably explode numerous times, though.

Brother R

[George]

My guess is the only thing that it will do is suck.  That's as dumb as doing a remake of Psycho or something......oh wait...........

[The Burgomaster]

Here is the major change:

The original is a classic, the remake will stink.

Thanks for allowing me to share my thoughts.

[raj]

They''ll somehow add in a car chase.  Maybe have the family chase down someone who gets away, at the start of the film.  And the car will explode.

[jmc]

It won't have any of the gritty, dirty feeling of the original, or the atmosphere.

[Dolph Lundgren]

I agree with you Dave, for the most part.  But like Brother R said, I don't think Bay will add much gore, if any at all.  He won't try to squeeze a PG-13 rating out of the thing, at least I'm hoping he won't.  But I do agree about Bay tossing some jive talking African American into the mix.  The sad part is, it'll be one of the following people:  Ice Cube, Busta Rhymes, LL Cool J, Anthony Anderson, Martin Lawrence, or any other rap artist/black comedian.  And you're right, he'll probably die first.  Who knows, maybe we'll all be wrong, but until then, I'll keep my reservations.

Nick

[James Denning]

Having just watched wrong turn, isn't that movie virutaly identical to TCM, i mean, three backwoods brothers terrorize a few idiots who happen to be passing through the area?

    "i'am so great, I'am so great, every body loves me, i'am so great"-1980's baby bart simpson

[Chadzilla]

1.) There will be songs in the movie, the loudest and most irritating of which will be played during the Leatherface chasing Final Girl moment.

2.) Leatherface will say witty things like "I saw her, in two!"

3.) Something (the gas station, the house, or the van) will explode into a huge fire ball.

4.) Interiors will be smoking and laced with beams of light.  Exteriors will be shot in either a golden hue or sunset red color.

5.) One of the group will be a member of the family, or be a part of it and responsible for luring them in.

6.) Instead of doing something sympathetic (like checking to see if a relatives grave has been defiled, as in the first) the kids are out running Mary Jane across the border.

7.) There will be music videos.

8.) The Sawyer lair will resemble the sets from Nothing But Trouble more then anything else.

[Dolph Lundgren]

One more thing:  You can guarantee that a song by P.O.D. will be on the soundtrack, and will be playing during the movie itself.  If not during the movie, it'll be played during the ads.

Nick

[JohnL]

P.O.D.?

Piece of Dung?