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Man "In Good Spirits" After Wife Cuts Off Penis

Started by Ed, Ego and Superego, July 13, 2011, 02:25:04 PM

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Ed, Ego and Superego

July 13, 2011, 02:25:04 PM
Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?

Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes

AndyC

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July 13, 2011, 02:57:11 PM
Quote from: Ed on July 13, 2011, 02:25:04 PM
The garbage disposal was a nice touch

Yep, thanks to John Wayne Bobbitt, insane women now realize you can sew those things back on and become moderately famous.

I wonder what qualifies as "good spirits" in this case. He's stopped begging for death and now just sobs quietly?
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Leah

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July 18, 2011, 06:00:40 PM
I believe this story to be a somewhat case of S&M.... :buggedout:
yeah no.

Ed, Ego and Superego

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July 22, 2011, 03:18:23 PM
A follow up article, with some excellent out of context quotes:
http://news.yahoo.com/arraignment-delayed-calif-severed-penis-case-190353982.html

1) Frank Bittar, Kieu's attorney, declined to comment on the allegations, except to say "there's a lot there, to the case — more than meets the eye."
Well There WAS

2) Authorities say they believe Kieu spiked her 60-year-old husband's tofu dinner July 11.
See, she just didn't like meat at all.



Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?

Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes

Criswell

#4
July 22, 2011, 09:27:48 PM
I'm guessing the couple severed ties with each other after this.

Seriously! where is everyone. This story needs puns!

Leah

#5
July 22, 2011, 11:09:15 PM
Quote from: Criswell on July 22, 2011, 09:27:48 PM
I'm guessing the couple severed ties with each other after this.

Seriously! where is everyone. This story needs puns!

Fine- This story is one cocked up one.
yeah no.

Jack

#6
July 23, 2011, 07:07:51 AM
Well if you can remain in good spirits after that, I guess there's not much that can ruin your day.
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

Psycho Circus

#7
July 23, 2011, 08:41:33 AM
That's taking "hide the salami" a bit too far...  :buggedout:

indianasmith

#8
July 23, 2011, 10:24:06 AM
That headline is just WRONG!!!!!!!!! :buggedout:
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Umaril The Unfeathered

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July 24, 2011, 01:32:00 PM
Quote from: indianasmith on July 23, 2011, 10:24:06 AM
That headline is just WRONG!!!!!!!!! :buggedout:

You'd have to be drinking u[ some REALLY good spirits to be in good spirit after something like this.... :buggedout:
Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!
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