And your dead ringer is....

[Trevor]

I don't have a picture of myself that shows how accurate this is, but apparently I am a dead ringer for Vinnie "The Chin" Gigante, also known as the Oddfather for pretending to be insane for several decades to avoid prison.

I remember seeing a British series called The War Against The Mafia ~ there is footage of Gigante being led to a police van. The reporter asked him "Vinnie, did you give up because you were afraid?" His reply + sardonic smirk was "Nahh, you kidding me?"