So I am Coming Home from Church Today . . .

[dean]

One wonders why they didn't go for a roll in the hay instead?

'Cause the little bits get all...oh, nevermind!   

Experience speaks louder than words...

[FatFreddysCat]

I had a similar experience years ago, my friend and I were taking a late night walk to the local beer store and we passed a car parked on the street whose occupant was, shall we say, pleasuring himself. I don't know who looked more horrified, the guy in the car or us.

[Jack]

Hot weather can really bring out some strong, um, "feelings" amongst people.  I can personally attest to this   

And 1 out of 1000 times Jack actually has a lady with him

Hey, I HAVE been with a woman!  Really and truly!

Quit snickering everybody   

[Leah]

Hot weather can really bring out some strong, um, "feelings" amongst people.  I can personally attest to this   

And 1 out of 1000 times Jack actually has a lady with him

Hey, I HAVE been with a woman!  Really and truly!

Quit snickering everybody   

sorry, but that there, that line is Hilarious.

[Mr. DS]

Hot weather can really bring out some strong, um, "feelings" amongst people.  I can personally attest to this   

And 1 out of 1000 times Jack actually has a lady with him

Hey, I HAVE been with a woman!  Really and truly!

Quit snickering everybody   

Standing next to one in line at the supermarket doesn't count Jack.

[Jack]

^ Oh jeez, it's gonna be a looooong week at Badmovies.org I see   

[Leah]

^ Oh jeez, it's gonna be a looooong week at Badmovies.org I see   

Don't worry, I don't think Darksider has been with a woman then.

[Allhallowsday]

...Oh, and after the fact, a bit of concern - assuming they left the car running and the A/C on (the only possible choice in this heat) - what if she hit the gear shift in her gyrations and they went rocketing out onto the highway?

You didn't hang around to find out, didja? 

I had a similar experience years ago, my friend and I were taking a late night walk to the local beer store and we passed a car parked on the street whose occupant was, shall we say, pleasuring himself. I don't know who looked more horrified, the guy in the car or us.

Oh, and that is NOT a "similar experience".  

[indianasmith]

Well, SIMILAR maybe.  But not the same!!!

I remember years ago, I was going to play racquetball and every court already had a match in session, except one where a guy was swatting the ball around by himself.  I said "Want to play a set?"
He said "Sure, racquetball is just like sex.  It's more fun if you do it with someone else."




I left immediately.

[Mr. DS]

^ Well the guy did have a point though.

[Hammock Rider]

Did you remember to get the Dr. Pepper?

[Flick James]

Well, SIMILAR maybe.  But not the same!!!

I remember years ago, I was going to play racquetball and every court already had a match in session, except one where a guy was swatting the ball around by himself.  I said "Want to play a set?"
He said "Sure, racquetball is just like sex.  It's more fun if you do it with someone else."




I left immediately.

Oh, sure Indy. He must have been propositioning you. You can be such an egomaniac sometimes.

[Umaril The Unfeathered]

So Indy is driving along and sees these two getting it on in the front seat of their vehicle?  Hmm...

Maybe it was a college professor thanking one of his students for the oppurtunity to serve on his staff..

[Zapranoth]

So Indy is driving along and sees these two getting it on in the front seat of their vehicle?  Hmm...

Maybe it was a college professor thanking one of his students for the oppurtunity to serve on his staff..

[Umaril The Unfeathered]

Interesting photo....