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MEGASHARK VERSUS CROCOSAURUS (2010)

Started by indianasmith, December 21, 2010, 07:50:06 PM

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lester1/2jr


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Quote from: Doc Daneeka on December 25, 2010, 04:57:03 AM
I root for Crocosaurus! That Giant Octopus was CHEATED!

They should at some point do a "Megashark: Final Wars" feature that includes Giant Octopus, Crocosaurus, Sharktopus, Dinocroc, Supergator, Megasnake, Frankenfish, Train-Eating Snake, Ice Spiders, Boa, Python, Komodo, Cobra... and Feedback ...But no Megashark, because the Scifi channel is weird like that >.> .
Dude...you have invoked an image of immense perportions...kinda like Oprah in an opera wearing orange spandex...it's nuclear scale medness. It only needs Joe Bob Briggs to give us the drive-in totals.
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Raffine

Quote from: lester1/2jr on December 26, 2010, 10:15:18 PM
I thought it said choclasaurus

Ha! The image of those weird comercials where the creepy guy made of chocolate grins goofily as ladies break off pieces of his body and eat them came to mind.


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Criswell


Chainsawmidget

Quote from: lester1/2jr on December 26, 2010, 10:15:18 PM
I thought it said choclasaurus
Attack of the rampaging chocolate dinosaur!  Will you eat it, or will it eat you?

Doc Daneeka

Quote from: Criswell on December 30, 2010, 02:04:54 AM
http://www.theasylum.cc/product.php?id=184

This looks to be interesting...
*Facepalm* - Now they ain't even aiming high!! (or..... considering Sci-Fi is now teaming with Universal... THEY ARE :buggedout:)

Okay, what about this instead: The Asylum vs. Sci-Fi; WHOEVER WINS, WE LOSE  :tongueout:

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When I first say the think for Mega Python Vs Gatoroid I thought it said Monty Python vs Gatoroid.. :bouncegiggle:

FatFreddysCat

Quote from: Trevor on December 22, 2010, 01:59:57 AM
Quote from: indianasmith on December 21, 2010, 07:50:06 PM
Jaleel White, formerly known as Steve Urkel on "Family Matters", is a Navy sonar officer determined to destroy the great shark that sunk the ship with his fiancee on it.

I can imagine him making a mistake and then saying "Did I do that?"  :teddyr:

I watched this flick on SyFy Channel over the weekend, and though I was expecting to hear Jaleel White utter that immortal catch phrase, he didn't. I was so disappointed! :(
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Ted C

Quote from: Criswell on December 30, 2010, 02:04:54 AM
http://www.theasylum.cc/product.php?id=184

This looks to be interesting...

Whoa! Debbie Gibson and Tiffany? They're just pulling out all the stops, aren't they?  :bouncegiggle:
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FatFreddysCat

Quote from: Ted C on August 23, 2011, 10:43:15 AM
Quote from: Criswell on December 30, 2010, 02:04:54 AM
http://www.theasylum.cc/product.php?id=184

This looks to be interesting...

Whoa! Debbie Gibson and Tiffany? They're just pulling out all the stops, aren't they?  :bouncegiggle:

That one's been out for a while now. It's worth suffering through the nonsensical script and bad CGI just for the catfight scene between Debbie and Tiff. :D
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Kaseykockroach

Quote from: ulthar on December 21, 2010, 09:10:06 PM
Oh no...now this one is on the "must see" list.

My children (5 and 8) will love this.  They love over-the-top reptiles, what with DINOCROC being a Saturday afternoon favorite.

Even the bit where the kid gets decapitated in the shed?
You have tough kiddies.
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Quote from: FatFreddysCat on August 23, 2011, 10:49:10 AM
Quote from: Ted C on August 23, 2011, 10:43:15 AM
Quote from: Criswell on December 30, 2010, 02:04:54 AM
http://www.theasylum.cc/product.php?id=184

This looks to be interesting...

Whoa! Debbie Gibson and Tiffany? They're just pulling out all the stops, aren't they?  :bouncegiggle:

That one's been out for a while now. It's worth suffering through the nonsensical script and bad CGI just for the catfight scene between Debbie and Tiff. :D

The cat fight scene between the 2 aging 80's pop princesses is okay but not nearly trashy or exploitative enough to make the movie worth suffering through. Tiffany has some very impressive cleavage going on throughout the entire movie but Debbie Gibson looks anorexic. The movie itself is complete s**t too.
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