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Gordon Ramsay Porn Dwarf Eaten By Badger

Started by Psycho Circus, September 14, 2011, 01:50:31 PM

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Ed, Ego and Superego

#1
September 14, 2011, 02:59:42 PM
Sorry man... Not touching this one with a 10 foot spatula
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Criswell

#2
September 14, 2011, 03:43:31 PM
If I was to die, being eaten by badgers would be my choices.

Seriously can't think of a pun for this.

akiratubo

#3
September 14, 2011, 04:07:42 PM
... what?
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RCMerchant

#4
September 14, 2011, 04:25:49 PM
So...did the badgers sautee him in a light butter and garlic sauce? Or was he quick poached in a red wine vinegar?
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#5
September 14, 2011, 06:40:15 PM
It was the honey badger because it doesn't give a sh!t. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg
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#6
September 14, 2011, 06:54:36 PM
The badger should have eaten the narrator of the video...

Since there's no puns for the thread, one thing is for sure: since the badger is a larger member of a certain mammalian family, it looks like the badgers who ate this guy won't weasel their way out of this one..
Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!

LilCerberus

#7
September 14, 2011, 07:20:41 PM
The story seams a little vague, but it sounds to me like he got gassed, then the badgers nibbled on his corpse.

Still...
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#8
September 22, 2011, 06:28:33 PM
One question. Did he order the new BMW and the diamondencrusted Soda Stream, before or after he was gnawed on by the badgers? Who may not look like much, but if you have ever seen any film version of Kenneth Grahame's "The Wind in the Willows," you know badgers are some of the meanest and toughest fighters out there in the animal kingdom.

And I bet the new BMW was red in colour.
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