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Started by Mr. DS, September 12, 2011, 11:29:15 AM

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Quote from: RCMerchant on September 14, 2011, 04:26:11 AM
Cats. I OWN a cat...I wish I didn't. Flea bitten ,amonia p**sing,worthless.
They reason I own the worthless piece of s**t is it was Tara's,and I promised I would take care of the fur ball waste of space.
I'm the "d**k".  Remember?  
You owe that kitty everything.  You promised and can't kill yourself or drink yourself to death at least until that kitty has expired naturally.  Keep its bed clean, change the water and feed that kitty.  It was Tara's.   :thumbup: :smile:  
You weren't nice to me, but I love you and your promise is important.  

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I don't think there's anything I truly dislike, pretty much every creature on this planet gets my go ahead.

That is until they get in my house.

I don't like cockroaches. I have no problem with them in the great outdoors, but once they cross my property lines I get pretty upset, and they've been pretty hard to eradicate at my current residence. I don't keep my feet bare at any time in my house. Let me tell you, when you feel the pitter-patter of little feet crawling across your own feet and look down and see one of those buggers exploring your appendages, it's disconcerting and more than a little unpleasant.

I also don't like black widows, which I have to make an effort to keep clear of unused corners. Normally I love spiders and would leave them to their business (they kill other bugs I don't like), but black widows are just too dangerous to be comfortable around.

I also don't like mosquitoes in my house. If all they did was suck my blood, I might be all right with them, but itchy welts are something I can do without.
Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one of them. It gets up and kills. The people it kills, get up and kill.

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Quote from: Mofo Rising on September 16, 2011, 01:57:08 AM
I don't like cockroaches. I have no problem with them in the great outdoors, but once they cross my property lines I get pretty upset, and they've been pretty hard to eradicate at my current residence. I don't keep my feet bare at any time in my house. Let me tell you, when you feel the pitter-patter of little feet crawling across your own feet and look down and see one of those buggers exploring your appendages, it's disconcerting and more than a little unpleasant.

Oh, I hate cockroaches! I hate the way they look, the noise they make when crawling around. I hate seeing them in movies and on TV, I hate the thought of cockroaches anywhere near me. Luckily, living in the UK and in an upstairs apartment, there's not much chance of me coming across one. But, I have had the unfortunate experience of being up close and personal with one of the disgusting bugs. I was working in a hotel kitchen about 5 years ago and I was putting clean plates back into a compartment in the service hatch when a big fat cockroach fell out right in front of me. This was during a busy night's service and before I could finish pointing in shock and exclaiming "there's a cock....", the head chef stamped on it. We had a massive deep clean the day after, have never seen one since.

Mr. DS

Fruit flies, nasty lil f*ckers they are.
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tracy

I despise roaches! Just seeing one makes everything feel dirty.
Yes,I'm fine....as long as I don't look too closely.

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Quote from: Umaril The Unfeathered on September 13, 2011, 06:25:04 PM
Quote from: Jack on September 13, 2011, 06:57:49 AM
I've got a newfound hatred for spiders.  I used to like them - they kill bugs, and that's a few less that I have to kill.  But then one of the stinkin' things bit me - after a lifetime of tolerant co-existence - so now they're on my s*** list.  I squished one yesterday...just to watch him die   :hatred:

And centipedes.  What kind of demonic evolutionary misfire produced those god-awful things?  I mean, 100 legs for something an inch or two long?  Good grief.  Just pure creepiness.

     My friends and I ran across a wolf spider in the woods that was the size of a grown man's hand.

I'll drink to that one...I don't really hate spiders as much as I'm freaked out by them.  My worst experience came when I was around 11 or 12 back around 1975 or '6:

A very large brown wolf spider (about as big around as a coffee saucer) was wrapped up in a sleeping blanket I took out of my closet for a sleepover.  It immediately got up and started for me, but wasn't fast enough, as I threw the blanket back over him.

I yelled and my uncle came running and was like "What's wrong"? When he'd seen the spider crawling out and across the floor, he was like "Sh^t! Look at the size of that MF!"

So, he took a very long handled fly swatter and ended the life of this huge monster. It had to be at least 4 inches long..

And to thnk they grow about 3 times that size in the Amazon...:buggedout:

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Andrew

I'm good with most anything until it feeds on me.  So:  mosquitoes, ticks, and sand fleas (biting gnats) are on my list.  I'm sure that the guinea worm would be the king of creatures I hate if I ever met one.  That is one God-awful creature.

Squirrels are animals I do not hate, but consider a pest.  They're evil little buggers.
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