DIE ANOTHER DAY

[The Burgomaster]

This has been nagging at me, so I must get it off my chest.

In DIE ANOTHER DAY, James Bond uses the following gadgets (among other things):

A wristwatch that can fire a laser beam.

A ring that can shatter glass through the use of high-frequency sound waves.

A car that can camouflage itself.

So, my question is, when Bond and Jinx are racing against time to save the world near the end of the movie, WHY DOES 007 CUT THROUGH A CHAIN LINK FENCE WITH A SLOW, HAND-HELD FENCE CUTTER THAT YOU CAN BUY IN ANY HARDWARE STORE?

[onionhead]

And how in the hell can Fred Flintstone, who lived a bout a Million BC, celebrate Christmas??  BC, get it???

[Ash]

And why is the earth round??

[Scott0]

And who stole my pants?

[Brother Ragnarok]

And who put the bop in the bop shoo wop shoo wop; who put the ram in the ram a lam a ding dong?  Who was that man?  I'd like to shake his hand.  He got me laid in the parking lot of the store I work at...

Brother R

[onionhead]

And where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?  Where was that mealy-colored old man I used to call Papa when the merry-go-round broke down?

[Ash]

And what is the REAL meaining of life???

[Ash]

And why does every woman ask me if they can take a dump on my chest?

[Ash]

ok that was gross!

[Flangepart]

What if there where no retorical questions?

[Dunners]

I'd see this movie if halle berry wasnt in it, yuck.

[onionhead]

Halle Berry--"YUCK"?!?!?!??!?!  You is a goofball.

[Dunners]

I just know what I likes, and she aint it. bleh!

[deni]

And does anyone remember laughter?

[ahab]

mother can i trust the government?