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Make a sentence you're pretty sure no-one's said before!

Started by retrorussell, February 14, 2011, 06:46:41 PM

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Flick James

#30
September 02, 2011, 03:32:37 PM
Many Venutians Emerged Magnificently, Jumping Smartly and Usurping New Planets.

I had an exercise in my Astonomy class in college where we were supposed to compose a sentence to help us remember the order of the planets in the solar system: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto (this was back when Pluto was still considered a planet of the solar system). The sentence above is what I came up with, and I feel fairly confident it had never been said before then.
I don't always talk about bad movies, but when I do, I prefer badmovies.org

HappyGilmore

#31
September 02, 2011, 08:56:17 PM
"I just love that 'Friday' song and can't wait to purchase Rebecca Black's debut cd!"
"The path to Heaven runs through miles of clouded Hell."

Don't get too close, it's dark inside.
It's where my demons hide, it's where my demons hide.

JaseSF

#32
September 02, 2011, 09:21:10 PM
Darling dainty Daisy does her demonic devil dance down under Delaware.
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

retrorussell

#33
September 04, 2011, 12:24:07 AM
Bill Cosby ripped off his pants, loudly farted to the tune of "Bolero" and flicked boogers at passing military jeeps while expounding on the benefits of Jello Pudding and New Coke.
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

alandhopewell

#34
September 27, 2011, 12:59:50 PM
     My masculine hygene club has disbanded due to cats.
If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.

retrorussell

#35
September 27, 2011, 02:20:47 PM
My pet gerbil Alfred had a slumber party with squid and sea cucumbers whilst eating pickles and singing "Where Have All The Cowboys Gone".
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

JaseSF

#36
September 27, 2011, 07:00:21 PM
He ordered spaghetti with a sideorder of gravy and meatballs covered in melted mozzarella cheddar cheese and bacon grease.
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

retrorussell

#37
September 27, 2011, 09:22:59 PM
Yesterday in Zimbabwe, thousands of melanoma-infected radishes revolted against the tyrant B.J. Smegma.
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

alandhopewell

#38
October 05, 2011, 12:47:41 PM
     ....In other news, Texas Govenor Rick Perry has come to the aid of his party with a signed confession.
If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.

retrorussell

#39
October 05, 2011, 05:21:37 PM
My girlfriend just queefed out a jar of Gerber's Macaroni and Cheese, some hasty pudding and a fully loaded Smith and Wesson.
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

indianasmith

#40
October 05, 2011, 06:00:15 PM
EEEEEEWWWW!!!!

A group of liberal intellectuals today pronounced the Iraq War to be just, necessary, and beneficial.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Leah

#41
October 05, 2011, 07:59:11 PM
Abe Lincoln finished that play on that night.
yeah no.

JaseSF

#42
October 05, 2011, 10:04:16 PM
Generations will marvel at the fantastic acting performances of Keanu Reeves, Adam Sandler and Pauly Shore.
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

alandhopewell

#43
October 06, 2011, 12:17:29 PM
     In an unsuprising seven to two decision, the Supreme Court ruled that child pornography is protected speech, as long as a school nurse and a tutor are present during production.
If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.

retrorussell

#44
October 06, 2011, 05:44:48 PM
That chicken sandwich I just ate leapt from my esophagus, slapped me in the face and sang "Do You Know The Way To San Jose" in a very British accent.
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."
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