I just bought Uwe Boll's "Alone In The Dark":

Trevor · October 31, 2011, 01:52:37 AM

I was going to ask "WTF is wonrg with me?" until I remembered that I'm a bad movies fan.

I bought it and a pizza at the place next door: I should have watched the pizza and eaten the disc.

claws · October 31, 2011, 02:01:37 AM

When it comes to Boll-Cheese, House of the Dead is the only tasty one. You'll have to be a hardcore Boll fan to enjoy the rest.

Trevor · October 31, 2011, 03:26:02 AM

Quote from: claws on October 31, 2011, 02:01:37 AM
When it comes to Boll-Cheese, House of the Dead is the only tasty one. You'll have to be a hardcore Boll fan to enjoy the rest.

I agree but his locally filmed Darfur reduced me to tears ~ and not tears of frustration either: that film was emotionally devastating. Brilliant, shocking, controversial and very disturbing.

bob · October 31, 2011, 06:18:02 AM

good luck Trevor, it's a rough one

Trevor · October 31, 2011, 06:22:34 AM

Quote from: bob on October 31, 2011, 06:18:02 AM
good luck Trevor, it's a rough one

Thanks Bob: if there's not one on here already, I'll attempt to review it.

Note that I wrote "attempt".

Jack · October 31, 2011, 06:43:16 AM

Is that the one where Tara Reid doesn't know how to pronounce Newfoundland? That was probably my favorite part.

Trevor · October 31, 2011, 07:15:16 AM

Quote from: Jack on October 31, 2011, 06:43:16 AM
Is that the one where Tara Reid doesn't know how to pronounce Newfoundland? That was probably my favorite part.

That's the one.

I see Andrew reviewed House of The Dead so I will take a stab at reviewing this one.

Cthulhu · October 31, 2011, 09:00:47 AM

Rest in peace man...I'll miss you.

No, it's not that bad. It's pretty boring, though.

Olivia Bauer · October 31, 2011, 09:55:50 AM

I've heard that Uwe Boll movies are funnier with commentary on.

Flick James · October 31, 2011, 11:23:20 AM

Quote from: Trevor on October 31, 2011, 07:15:16 AM
Quote from: Jack on October 31, 2011, 06:43:16 AM
Is that the one where Tara Reid doesn't know how to pronounce Newfoundland? That was probably my favorite part.

That's the one.

I see Andrew reviewed House of The Dead so I will take a stab at reviewing this one.

I'm not entirely sure Tara Reid knows how to pronounce Tara Reid.

bob · October 31, 2011, 07:36:16 PM

Quote from: Jack on October 31, 2011, 06:43:16 AM
Is that the one where Tara Reid doesn't know how to pronounce Newfoundland? That was probably my favorite part.

I learned when watching this that if a bullet fired from a gun goes threw your heart you will not die

Criswell · October 31, 2011, 10:05:59 PM

Quote from: A.J. Bauer on October 31, 2011, 09:55:50 AM
I've heard that Uwe Boll movies are funnier with commentary on.

I read in one of them he gets up and goes to take his dog outside, and comes back 5 minutes later like nothing happened!

Olivia Bauer · November 01, 2011, 08:38:43 AM

Quote from: Criswell That One Guy on October 31, 2011, 10:05:59 PM
Quote from: A.J. Bauer on October 31, 2011, 09:55:50 AM
I've heard that Uwe Boll movies are funnier with commentary on.
I read in one of them he gets up and goes to take his dog outside, and comes back 5 minutes later like nothing happened!

I heard in one of them he left to answer a phone call.

bob · November 06, 2011, 11:15:22 AM

so how did your viewing with this go Trevor?

Trevor · November 07, 2011, 03:27:01 AM

Quote from: bob on November 06, 2011, 11:15:22 AM
so how did your viewing with this go Trevor?

I had a good

the first time around when I saw it a few years ago but, my new found respect for Uncle Uwe after seeing Darfur aside, I had a good

the second time around.

That ending though: I'm sure that presence that attacks the actors just before the credits roll is Andrew and myself attacking Christian Slater and Tara Reid.