Yes Wedge...

[sprite75]

Yes Wedge, the cows are right.  Instead of seafood you need to eat mor chikin.

[Mr. DS]

Ackbar:  "So then I tell her, 'just to let you know theres a 'trap' in my pants if you know what I mean'  Heh heh heh, get it?  'Trap in my pants...'  A-hem...I'd better get back to the meeting."

[sprite75]

Ackbar:  "So then I tell her, 'just to let you know theres a 'trap' in my pants if you know what I mean'  Heh heh heh, get it?  'Trap in my pants...'  A-hem...I'd better get back to the meeting."

Wedge (to himself): More like a crap in his pants.

[tracy]

And you think you can't get a date?

[Hammock Rider]

 

Wedge: Yeah the thing is Admiral, me and the other Rebels were talking and we'd really like it if you could stay out of the steam room from now on. If you could avoid the sauna that would be great too."

Admiral Ackbar: "Why?"

Wedge: " Dude, on your best days you smell like a whore house at low tide."

A.A.: " Oh......"

[sprite75]

I wish I knew how to quit you!

[retrorussell]

Akbar: Careful Wedge, there's a giant white tack about to stab you in the head!

[Hammock Rider]

 


Ackbar: So I hear you've hooked up with that hot blue Jedi with the head-tail thingies. I bet she's a freak

Wedge: Nah, nothing like that yet. We just went out to Chili's for drinks and appetizers.

Ackbar: Oh man I love their sliders.

Wedge: We had the fried calamar..............um.

Ackbar( shaking head): F@$&ing idiot!

[sprite75]

Ackbar: Respect my authoritah!

[indianasmith]

So . . . Luke, Leia . . . what do you think?
Hot, or just sick?

[Leah]

....that shirt does make you look fat.

[Hammock Rider]

Admiral A: " Yeah so when Skywalker took off his dad's helmet, dude's head looked like an @$$ made of marshmallows. No joke.".

[Flangepart]

Wedge: "O-KAY! No more seafood at lunch. How would I know it was your uncle Sid?"

[AndyC]

Wedge: "No, it's not my real name. My brother used to pull my underpants up a lot. Is Ackbar your full name?"

Ackbar: "No, my first name is Allahu."