Let's roast A.J. Bauer

Olivia Bauer · November 08, 2011, 08:54:32 PM

I got the idea after watching Celebrity Roasts. Maybe it can apply here. I want you guys to insult me. I will not take offense or give out boos*. It's all in good fun!

*I will give out applause if you make me literally laugh out loud

indianasmith · November 09, 2011, 12:08:21 AM

Great idea!!! I'm starving, and I've got lots of barbecue sauce!!!!

Oh - wait. You weren't being literal. Drat!!!!

I ws really hungry too!

Flick James · November 09, 2011, 09:16:31 AM

It's good to be here at the A.J. Bauer Roast. I came because I heard it was great place to meet women. Oh, wait...

But seriously. How about that A.J., a man who's changed his name more than Elizabeth Taylor's been married. Wait, maybe he IS Elizabeth Taylor.

But anyway...

Flick James · November 09, 2011, 12:28:31 PM

But anyway...

I'm sure the A.J. Bauer Roast will be a big hit. I mean, who doesn't like the smell of cooked Angora?

Is this thing on?

But seriously, folks, I'm glad to see A.J. will be bringing back his famous reviews. Geez, I don't know what's more unsavory, the movies A.J. reviews or Trevor's underpants.

Menard · November 09, 2011, 12:44:22 PM

Who?

Skull · November 09, 2011, 02:15:01 PM

First I need to

and

before I start to

somebody... :)

Flick James · November 09, 2011, 02:26:27 PM

Quote from: Skull on November 09, 2011, 02:15:01 PM
First I need to and and and before I start to somebody... :)

Really? You must drink all the time then.

Skull · November 09, 2011, 04:08:53 PM

Quote from: Flick James on November 09, 2011, 02:26:27 PM
Quote from: Skull on November 09, 2011, 02:15:01 PM
First I need to and and and before I start to somebody... :)

Really? You must drink all the time then.

there are a few exceptions... :)

JaseSF · November 09, 2011, 07:42:28 PM

Quote from: Menard on November 09, 2011, 12:44:22 PM
Who?

That's what I was thinking. Seems he had another name or two once upon a time.

bob · November 10, 2011, 01:01:54 AM

Quote from: indianasmith on November 09, 2011, 12:08:21 AM
Great idea!!! I'm starving, and I've got lots of barbecue sauce!!!!

Oh - wait. You weren't being literal. Drat!!!!

I ws really hungry too!

I think you were on the right track

zombie no.one · November 10, 2011, 04:15:10 AM

you are a big posh sod with plums in your mouth, and the plums have mutated and they've got beaks

Psycho Circus · November 10, 2011, 09:21:46 AM

Quote from: zombie #1 on November 10, 2011, 04:15:10 AM
you are a big posh sod with plums in your mouth, and the plums have mutated and they've got beaks

If he sees a lovely field with a family having a picnic, and there's a nice pond in it, he fills in the pond with concrete, he ploughs the family into the field, blows up the tree, and uses the leaves to make a dress for his wife who's also his brother.

Olivia Bauer · November 10, 2011, 10:27:48 PM

I think more users should try this. Of course users should make roast threads themselves. It can come across as offensive any other way.

Menard · November 10, 2011, 11:14:37 PM

Quote from: A.J. Bauer on November 10, 2011, 10:27:48 PM
I think more users should try this. Of course users should make roast threads themselves. It can come across as offensive any other way.

Well I certainly for one would want to avoid coming across as offensive.

(yeah, I made myself laugh too)

This is one such similar thread I started for myself (though anybody is welcome to start a thread about me...just to stroke my ego more

) Menard has not left the building

I thought I had started another thread where it was more specific about taking free shots at me without fear of retribution, but I can't find it at present. Of course, anybody is always welcome to start a thread about me for any reason (as I just love the attention

).