Ugliest Tattoos!

[Psycho Circus]

We've had awkward family photos, demotivational posters and stupid signs. I now present to you....Ugly tattoos!!

http://ugliesttattoos.failblog.org/

Some of these are so bad, I was actually on the floor in hysterics.


Laser cat is my personal favourite. 

[indianasmith]

All of them.  Not a fan of tats.

[Flick James]

I watched Bridesmaids recently. Don't make fun of me. I actually thought it was kind of funny.

Anyway, this scene was both disturbing and hilarious to me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bkv-UTKIZtg

[The Burgomaster]

The girl with "Barbie" tattooed on her face will really look good when she's about 65.

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

I have turned anti-tattoo when it stopped being a real statment and became a fashion accessory for the low-forward-planning set.  
The laser eye cat is really funny though.


And how do you deal with a misspelt tattoo?

[Leah]

this looks like tattoo with scarring. weird

[Flick James]

this looks like tattoo with scarring. weird

Not to mention it contains a grammatical error. It's "this TOO shall pass." A simple typo is one thing, but in a tattoo it becomes particularly moronic.

[Rev. Powell]

From a similar site.

[Flick James]

From a similar site.

I don't even have the words. Wow!

[ghouck]

I work in a prison, those above are absolute masterpieces compared to what I've seen. A few examples:

A picture of a dog screwing a woman, tattooed on a guy's face.
"Try me b***h" tattooed on a guy's neck, and to boot, he in a scrawny, dorky-looking idiot.
Picture of a machine gun on a guy's face.
An eyeball in the center of the forehead, half removed with sandpaper.
The white of one eye tattooed black.
Brick walls, fences, barbed wire EVERYWHERE.
Pot leaves, crack pipes, hypodermic needles galore.

[Allhallowsday]

...

You've heard of "Tony the Tiger"?  That's TOENAIL THE TIGER.  The cross-eyed tiger.     

I live for Laser Cat. 

[indianasmith]

A friend of mine is a surgeon, and he walked in one morning while a morbidly obese woman was being prepped for surgery and hear the anesthetists laughing.  There was a wavy line arrow pointing down at her crotch, and above it, across her belly, were tatooed the words:

RUSTY EATS HERE



Poor Rusty!

[Trevor]

I work in a prison, those above are absolute masterpieces compared to what I've seen. A few examples:

A picture of a dog screwing a woman, tattooed on a guy's face.
"Try me b***h" tattooed on a guy's neck, and to boot, he in a scrawny, dorky-looking idiot.
Picture of a machine gun on a guy's face.
An eyeball in the center of the forehead, half removed with sandpaper.
The white of one eye tattooed black.
Brick walls, fences, barbed wire EVERYWHERE.
Pot leaves, crack pipes, hypodermic needles galore.

That reminds me of the book The Riot by Frank Elli where one of the inmates has a line tattooed on his neck with the words CUT ABOVE LINE tattooed there as well. 

[ghouck]

I have to say though, my favorite scene of someone getting a tattoo was in "The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo". I hated that sleazeball that she scribbled on.

[AndyC]

this looks like tattoo with scarring. weird

Not to mention it contains a grammatical error. It's "this TOO shall pass." A simple typo is one thing, but in a tattoo it becomes particularly moronic.

At least the words are spaced unevenly enough that you could slip the other O in there without anyone noticing. Don`t think that`s scarring - just swelling from being freshly done. Still, looks like a lot of swelling.


The beams aren`t straight. Looks like blood is gushing from the cat`s eyes. Or cherry Kool-Aid.