Kissing prank gone horribly horribly wrong

[bob]

http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2011/12/rosemount_high_prank_kissing_mom_dad_video.php

Officials from Rosemount High School are apologizing for a so-called "prank" that will almost surely lead to a lifetime of awkward family gatherings and thousands of hours of therapy for the students involved.

At an end-of-the-year pepfest last week, a group of winter sports captains were blindfolded in the school gym in front of their peers, and told they would be receiving a kiss from a "special someone."

These poor kids reasonably assumed they were about make out with their classmates. But the assembly organizers had something else in mind: their parents.

Footage of the assembly shows a scene that would make even Sigmund Freud cringe. Dads kissing daughters. Mothers kissing sons.

And these are not just innocent pecks on the lips. The parents are intimately lip-locking their children for several seconds. One even progresses to rolling around on the gym floor. In another instance, a mother moves her son's hand south so he's grasping her butt.

After the make-out session comes to an end, the still-blindfolded kids are asked to guess who kissed them.

"Um, they had luscious lips," says one poor soul.


I'm.............I'm speechless

[Leah]

the..the...hell? wh-wha?

[tracy]

That's just plain revolting.

[Mr. DS]

In high school i may have been just desperate enough........ok maybe not 

[Flick James]

There's no way I'm watching that.

[indianasmith]

I understand the Japanese apparently have an entire adult gameshow based around mothers and sons having sex.  Of course, there is a better than average chance that everyone involved in creating and promoting said show will be going to hell.

[Rev. Powell]

In Kentucky, we call this "date night."

[bob]

I understand the Japanese apparently have an entire adult gameshow based around mothers and sons having sex. 

WHAT!!!!!!!!

[akiratubo]

Mother/son sex used to be standard practice in Japan.  The theory was that it would keep the sons from going to prostitutes or loose women for sex.

[Rev. Powell]

Japanese mother/son incest appears to be something of an urban legend.  http://msgboard.snopes.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=93;t=000973;p=0

As for the Japanese "game show" you can find it on Google.  It's clearly a hardcore porn video, not something that would be broadcast over the air.  I'm shocked so many people seem to believe it's a real TV show (not you, Indy---I'm talking about people who've actually seen  the video and still think it's real.  They actually believe the Japanese show hardcore porn on TV?). 

[indianasmith]

I lived in Japan for three and a half years in the 1980's, and their censorship laws were weird.  You could see boobs and butts on Saturday morning cartoons, but according to my shipmates, if you rented a Japanese porno, all genitalia were pixelated out!  It is truly a unique, fascinating, and at times incredibly perverted culture.  The movie posters!  You couldn't walk through a Japanese train station without seeing a poster for some film that involved girls in school uniforms being tied up, humiliated, and abused.  It was a misogynist's dream!!

[zombie no.one]

the fact the parents are not blindfolded, are obviously 100% in on it, and obviously 100% amused by it, suggests the prank went exactly as planned?

[Sleepyskull]

In Kentucky, we call this "date night."

I think you mean "Family Game Night"... 

[Flick James]

I lived in Japan for three and a half years in the 1980's, and their censorship laws were weird.  You could see boobs and butts on Saturday morning cartoons, but according to my shipmates, if you rented a Japanese porno, all genitalia were pixelated out!  It is truly a unique, fascinating, and at times incredibly perverted culture.  The movie posters!  You couldn't walk through a Japanese train station without seeing a poster for some film that involved girls in school uniforms being tied up, humiliated, and abused.  It was a misogynist's dream!!

And to think, the U.S. helped Japan rebuild after WWII so they could one-up us in both automobile production AND perversion.

[Rev. Powell]

In Kentucky, we call this "date night."

I think you mean "Family Game Night"... 

Yep, that's better.