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Started by Derf, January 11, 2012, 11:25:46 AM

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Derf

While I'm not usually a bandwagon kind of guy, I will join in here. However, I'm not so narcissistic as others have been  :twirl:. Feel free to ask me anything about any topic at all, not just about me. I may not have all the answers, but I can bs with the best of 'em.
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

bob

Kubrick, Nolan, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin, Abrams, Wes Anderson, Gilliam, Kurosawa, Villeneuve - the elite



I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Mr. DS

DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Jack

Why don't they make mouse flavored cat food?
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

Derf

"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Derf

Quote from: DS on January 11, 2012, 12:01:16 PM
Why do fools fall in love?

Who else would subject themselves to such degradation?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Derf

Quote from: Jack on January 11, 2012, 12:30:33 PM
Why don't they make mouse flavored cat food?

Because none of the manufacturers are willing to taste a mouse for comparison.
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."


JaseSF

"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

Chainsawmidget

Why should I ask you a question anyway?

Derf

Quote from: Pillow on January 11, 2012, 02:02:40 PM
Butts?

I like some butts, and I cannot lie. But when someone is simply acting like an ass, then I don't care for that so much.
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Derf

Quote from: JaseSF on January 11, 2012, 02:07:36 PM
Are you an extra-happy bunny?

Only when wreaking havoc and destroying the dreams of others.
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Derf

Quote from: Chainsaw midget on January 11, 2012, 03:12:22 PM
Why should I ask you a question anyway?

Because I am the wisest man in this whole room. Not necessarily this entire chat room, mind you, but at least in the physical room I sit alone in right now.
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Leah

yeah no.

Derf

"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."