I've Reached 5,000 Posts

[InformationGeek]

... so now what?  Everyone started topics like this when they reached this point, so I thought I cave to peer pressure and follow the crowd by doing this topic.  So what happens now?  Is there a party?  Do I get presents, like karma or movies?  Do I get cake?  I like cake.  Do we celebrate my awesomeness?  What happens in this event?

[bob]

... so now what?  Everyone started topics like this when they reached this point, so I thought I cave to peer pressure and follow the crowd by doing this topic.  So what happens now?  Is there a party?  Do I get presents, like karma or movies?  Do I get cake?  I like cake.  Do we celebrate my awesomeness?  What happens in this event?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M

[indianasmith]

You're halfway to Krakenhood, laddie!

[Jack]

You'll be inducted into the secret fraternity - only about half survive the hazing.  But with great risk comes great rewards!  For instance, your post count will now be over 5,000.  And that's just for starters!

Well, I guess that's pretty much it actually.

But congrat's anyhow!   

[indianasmith]

Do I need to provide the goat for the ritual again?

[tracy]

Way to go!

[Leah]

The cake is a lie. TRUST ME!!!!

[Allhallowsday]

... so now what?  Everyone started topics like this when they reached this point, so I thought I cave to peer pressure and follow the crowd by doing this topic.  So what happens now?  Is there a party?  Do I get presents, like karma or movies?  Do I get cake?  I like cake.  Do we celebrate my awesomeness?  What happens in this event?

Cave to peer pressure?  Who are you kidding.  You want the attention.   

[Trevor]

Thou shalt get 1 free karma and 1 free pair of slightly used and very soiled underpants plus customs duties. 

Thou shalt also getteth this: 

[The Burgomaster]

Party starts at my house in 1 hour.  I hope you can make it.